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Cheaper to hire a hit man

 

Have you put a battery jump lead extender on so you don't need to use
that big scratchy metal bar when you've let the battery go dead.
Still remember filtering in France behind you and wondering whether my
head would explode if it matched the resonant frequency of them.

<fx: looks over shoulder>

She wouldn't, would she ?

 

Point of Order.
"Hiring a hitman" is for films and Mob families. For everyone else, if you
want it done, do it yourself.

 

In what way?
You like the 996 motor IIRC. Which the 4S has.
Problem would be finding one of recent vintage and low miles. People tend to
hold onto them.

The finish seems to be very good. The only snag is the alarm draining the
battery which is behind a very awkward to remove fairing. Take it off once,
fit an optimate connector and take a battery strap up to under the seat for
jump starts and accessories. Job done.

I think you would prefer the tighter handling pre 06 bikes, of course forks
and shocks can be retuned, but that requires Tuits.

 

Speaking from experience, are you?
We've had a few cases round here of people trying to hire a hitman
only to find it's an undercover cop. Dunno how many were successful at
finding a real one.

 

Just think about it for a moment. You hire someone else to do your durrrty
work. You hand that person the keys to the rest of your life.
It doesn't just apply to slotting someone.

 

Hey, anyone who seriously considers it isn't thinking rationally,
AFAICS.

 

What, all durrrty work, anything at all?

 

Certainly anything felonious.

 

Tosh!