It lives

I've just finished putting together my little 50cc Scooter I bought off eBay
and it started first time. How on earth can they sell these for £166? I can
see how they saved money on the plastics and how they used plastic whenever
possible. The mechanical stuff seems to be pretty good, it has a decent
battery and the tyres look OK. Hell, it even has a remote immobiliser [1].
The switchgear plastics are a bit cheap but seem to work OK. The brakes work
really good and they were even bled. All I had to assemble was, the front
wheel and the bits associated with it, the handlebars, battery and seat. All
in all it took me just over an hour and that included making sure that the
cables and bearing had a good dollop of lubrication. It even had oil in it
which I will replace after the engine's been running for about 20 minute.

I'll try and get a picture when it stops raining.


[1] I probably disconnect that before it leaves me or someone stranded.

 

If you have a link to where on ebay these are can you post it please?

Thanks
Alan

 

This was Molly's:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=180194956776

 

Because that's what they're worth?

[1] A remote immobiliser probably costs about 10p to make.

Typo corrected ;-)

 

I just had a look at that link for Molly's bike on Ebay.
The bike is cheap chinky crap and you get what you pay for.
What horrified me more was when I pressed the "me" button to find out more
about Molly.
It turns out Molly is a granny with more wrinkles than a bag of unwashed
clothes.
This haggard old prune makes Thora Hird look like a beauty queen.

Talk about mutton dressed as lamb she must be 70 if she is a day.
She is living proof that you can't polish a turd.
You look like Sylvester Stallone in drag.

 

snip>

I'm lost for words.

 

If you think that is bad you should see her 'before' pictures, surprise
you they would.

 

I know as rule that biker women are dog rough but Molly abuses the
privilege.
I have flushed better looking turds than her down the toilet.
The amazing thing is you can tell by the way she dresses in the photo's she
thinks she's a hot mumma.
Well wake up and smell the coffee your more of a luke warm great great
grandmother.

The person that sold her the crap chinky scooter should use her for
advertising.
A photo of that knackered old prune on the bike will make it look better.

I feel sorry for her husband it must be like necrophilia shagging that
munter.
You would have to swallow 10,000 Viagra tablets just to get a semi.

Final message for Molly the munter.
Stop wasting your old age pension money on bikes.
Get yourself a nice disabled scooter then you can piss yourself to your
hearts content.

 

As a matter of interest Molly which horse did you steal the teeth from?
Also do you have to eat with a nosebag on?

 

That's Doctor Molly to you ...

 

snip stupidity>

You really are abusing the right to be stupid.

 

Oh boy, oh boy ;-)))

You have *no idea* how much of a dipshit prat you're now looking.

<Draws cork from claret bottle, settles down contentedly>

 

Starting to drink a bit early, aren't we?

 

Or just continuing late, perhaps?

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No such thing as 'drinking too early'. Not if your employer doesn't
catch you anyway..

Phil

 

You've much to learn about being a troll. I suggest you seek out our
local expert, iDes, for some lessons.

 

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It's stuff like this that keeps me reading UKRM. Plus, he might go away
when he realises what a complete twat he's making himself look.

 

<looks>

given I'm paying £30 a week parking at the station I'm almost tempted
to get one of those.
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