Its amazing

how changing the words in a sentence can give it a whole new meaning.

Consider the following:

"Caution: Badger Sett Ahead".

Now notice how changing the words to

"Caution: Partially concealled big **** off hole right in the middle of the
path ahead"

gives it a more immediate context and maybe if it had said that, then the
front wheel of my pushbike might be a lot straighter than it currently is.

 

I wonder that's badger-speak for "SMIDSY", "blind ****" and "insurance
premiums"..

 

Do you think it would be a black and white case?

 

Game sett and match to the badger.

You should have kicked it out of the way a la Bear.

 

<fx: thanks god it wasn't another limerick>

 

He has a Badger gun shop?

 

flashgorman wrote in

Paging Ben. Your first customer.

 

If there was a sett you're lucky you only hit one of them.

 

@uni-berlin.de:

Ah but limericks don't bend your front wheel.

 

Yes but landing on my head at a rate of knots was considerable less painful
than your poetic outpourings.

 

That's only because badger and wheel don't rhyme. If he'd damaged a
nadger . .

 

Hmmmmm.

There was a young man called Gorman,
who fell down a hole a badger'd been borin'
Broke the wheel of his scooter
And his garmin computer
And the box that his greystuff is stored in.

 

...and, coming up next on "Estate Agents From Hell"...

Soy.

 

Its a Brock Glock

 

Can I email it to you?

 

Wheel builds and truing? Not a problem.

 

Do the badgers run down the barrel really fast?

 

Sun headline: Brock Glock Shock

 

Don't you want a rim job as well?

 

<fx: tweaks nipples>