Steve: No it isn't! Sean: What isn't? Steve: That Sossidge bloke was going to get us... Sean: ...then Australia, then Paul C Dickie... Steve: ...one hand tied behind his back! Guig: A liar... Sean: ...and a cheat! Guig: Look at this thing...[straddles his moped] Lozzo: Have to *pedal* up hills... Cilla: Don't see what his girlfriend sees in him. Lozzo: His willy? Sean: ...which is the LAST thing you need on a 40 litre monster bike... Cilla: Gemma is the only girl in Britain who can open her legs wide enough to sit on it! Guig: She's versatile. JMBCV: She's no Katy Gold. Sean: Not bad looking. Cilla: Yuk! JMBCV: Our poor bikes! Guig: My postings to uk.rec.motorcycles [sobbing] are being diverted to uk.rec.25ccPopPop... Lozzo: Bloody hell! Sean: He's not *hard*. Guig: He's not *funny*. JMBCV: He's not even *mildly* amusing. Lozzo: *LET'S GET HIM* [pop pop pop pop pop pop...]
