It's official

I'm now the only wage-earner in WUNderland.

Mrs WUN's services are no longer required by her employer.

I am so pissed off that she gets the summer off and I don't that I've
just booked a week of unpaid leave next week to go flying (and I *will*
finish my licence next week. I WILL).

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I'm sure she will, if she wants to, find another post. If not, she should
be able to claim carers allowance.

 

**** that. Where are the nearest docks or lorry park.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Heh. They've been *very* careful.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Oh *good* point. I shall investigate.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Is there a 'could care less' allowance she could claim? How's you life
insurance? Watch out for the old 'saw through the wing spar and bodge it
back with a lolly stick'.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simes

Naaah, she loves me.

It's probably because I'm rich, good-looking and hung like a donkey.

I expect.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

She likes big ears, then?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MikeH

Ee-aw, ee-aw, ee-always calls me that.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

And Noddy to or so I've heard.

 

That poor poor woman.

 

E mail me details , with a quite few months ahead and all the decorating done i need
to find a new pastime away from swmbo

E mail is live

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve robinson

I'm slightly confused. Do you want to learn to fly, or do you want to
shag my wife?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

It's the new new Champ Challenge.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

That would be dangerous, she might slip and fall against the controls.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Learn to fly , one woman in my life is enough (although im not saying shes not
shaggable )

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve robinson

<G>

Whereabouts are you?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

It must be catching

 

Who, your wife or WUN's

 

Thank **** for 15 year contracts with subsequent 15 year renewals ;o\