It's only an Eaton ...

Pip · May 4, 2007

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.

steve auvache · May 4, 2007

Pip <gingerblok said:

Ewok down.
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So there is a place free then? Anybody got TOG's mobile number?

Krusty · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

****. It's not his wanking hand is it?

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
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Bleach...mind...now.

--
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Mark Olson · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

Erk! Pass on a GWS from me.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
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More importantly, were any UKRM spangly stickers lost?

Eiron · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
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GWS. If anyone is in contact with WUN, please pass it on.

MikeH · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

"Wounded Uncle Nigel"

antonye · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
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Clumsy cunts.

Let me know if you need any transport help, etc.

Buzby · May 4, 2007

Pip wibbled:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

Clumsy twat. GWS WUN.

prawn · May 4, 2007

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

Oh arse. For the record I don't want any of the contents of his garage
should his limp wrist get worserer.

eric the brave · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

It's not been good so far this year. One of my mates appears to be
paralysed from the waist down after crashing on the way down to our
Le-mans BOS trip. He came of his bike on the M4 in Cardiff. He's had a
relapse and is even worse now. Shit indeed.

Work in progress · May 4, 2007

Ewok down.
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I knew those lightspeeders were too big for him.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

He'll be offering nurses werther's originals in no time.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

<g>

Switters · May 4, 2007

Ewok down.
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FFS even I read BGN's advice, and it clearly stated DFC!

Does he work still, or is he retired yet? If the former, he needs to
contact them pronto and cancel his leave.

Simon Wilson · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

Arse. GWS, I may need some more bits turning up.

Now I don't feel so bad dropping my veefer this morning.

Nige · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on
the way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there
that sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

Ouch, could have been worse.

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

Cab · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

The amusing thing is that loads of ukrm members Saw the accident and
didn't realize that the clumsy **** was WUN and so didn't take any
pictures. Yes there is a room free.

Brownz \(Mobile\) · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.
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I guess the V-Max was spooked by a slight curve in the road ahead then.

GWS WUN.

R · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

GWS Nigel.....please pass on the message Pip

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

Gotta have summat to put in em I spose

Steve Parry · May 4, 2007

In

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.
Click to expand...

GWS that man

<snip>

DR · May 4, 2007

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

Fook. GWS that man.

Donald · May 4, 2007

Pip said:

Ewok down.

On the A1(M)/M25 junction at 07:30.

Sounds like the Max is pretty mangled, languishing in a storage yard
in Stevenage pro tem.

WUN is languishing in Barnet General, with a broken wrist, cuts and
bruises. They'll operate on his wrist soon, so he'll at least get
some titanium from the NHS.

As an aside, Cane lost his tail pack from the back of the Blade on the
way across, but apparently there's plenty of shops over there that
sell tight black Tshirts and thongs, so he'll be OK.
Click to expand...

Just as well he wasn't wearing one those headless rider t-shirts.

GWS.

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