I've just fitted the Power Commander

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy
    Sorry, but in the War On Usenet Wankers there will, inevitably, be some
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 7, 2006
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  2. Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote
    Is this the bit where we mention our divine rights?
     
    steve auvache, Sep 7, 2006
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  3. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    hmm - aim for Epping, then.
     
    darsy, Sep 7, 2006
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  4. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    It'd be such a shame to nuke PalacExchange before they even finish it
    :-/
    good point - fire away!
     
    darsy, Sep 7, 2006
    #84
  5. Are they like conjugal rites?

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Sep 7, 2006
    #85
  6. Whinging Courier

    ogden Guest

    New Look, Topshop, Oasis, Next, TK Maxx, Dorothy Perkins...

    Crikey. It's like a poor man's Solihull.
     
    ogden, Sep 7, 2006
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  7. Whinging Courier

    Lozzo Guest

    darsy says...
    Epping = Enfield with trees
     
    Lozzo, Sep 7, 2006
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  8. Whinging Courier

    SD Guest

    London drinkies? If so, can you hang on until after the 25th, as I'm
    away. Ta.
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    SD, Sep 7, 2006
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  9. Whinging Courier

    SD Guest

    So, all you have to is set fire to yourself, and they name a shopping
    centre after you? Nice.

    Looks forward to the opening of Bluesirtonyside
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    SD, Sep 7, 2006
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  10. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    well, yes, but I reckon I'd be outside the blast radius of a 10M nuke
    dropped on Epping
     
    darsy, Sep 7, 2006
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  11. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    sure.
     
    darsy, Sep 7, 2006
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  12. Whinging Courier

    SD Guest

    Input Weapon Yield
    Yield (megatons) : 10

    Calculated Values
    Thermal radiation radius (3rd degree burns) : 30.0km
    Air blast radius (widespread destruction) : 15.4km
    Air blast radius (near-total fatalities) : 5.9km
    Ionizing radiation radius (500 rem) : 4.8km
    Fireball duration : 12.7s
    Fireball radius (minimum) : 1.1km
    Fireball radius (airburst) : 1.3km
    Fireball radius (ground-contact airburst) : 1.8km

    from

    http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Science/Nuke.html



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    '^' RBR Clues: 52 Pts:1005 Miles:3416
     
    SD, Sep 7, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    SD says...
    So what you're saying is if we drag him into central Enfield behind his
    own Jeep we can still kill him, right?
     
    Lozzo, Sep 7, 2006
    #93
  14. Lozzo wrote
    Him *and* The Jeep with just the one bomb?

    It works for me.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 7, 2006
    #94
  15. I'll be in London the week of the 25th. I'll need a place to crash,
    though.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Sep 8, 2006
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  16. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    there you go again, spoiling things with facts.
     
    darsy, Sep 8, 2006
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  17. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    give me a bell.
     
    darsy, Sep 8, 2006
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  18. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    consider me whooshed.
     
    darsy, Sep 8, 2006
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  19. Whinging Courier

    darsy Guest

    they're not really selling it, are they?
     
    darsy, Sep 8, 2006
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  20. vulgarandmischevious wrote
    There are plenty of tall buildings.
     
    steve auvache, Sep 8, 2006
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