I've visited Chav central, have you?

Jane and I were dropping off some SCUBA tanks at an air station for a
refill and decided as it was a nice day to carry on around the coast and
ended up at Skegness.

Now this place must have had its hay-day once.

There are some beautiful old houses in the back roads, sort of, away
from the centre of the front. But walking along the main drag and front
was a case of wading through litter, fag ends and the leftovers of fast
food. Stepping out of the way of groups of Chavs who own the right to
walk six abreast in the middle of the pavement.

I would guess at one in five of the teens I saw were carrying the
results of last nights fight. Black eyes, grazed cheeks and knuckles.

Asking a police officer (on second thoughts he may have been a community
officer) where I could get some good sea food he directed me to a chippy
across the road. When I said I was looking for Crab, Cockles, things
like that he just looked blank and said couldn't help.

Jane did buy a couple of Wasgij jigsaws in one shop. A selection were on
the top shelf. The very helpful assistance was pleased to get them down
and said they were up there because the clientele they get in wouldn't
know what to do with them.

The people politest and smartest in appearance sounded Polish in origin.

Anyone else been there?

Did I just get the place on a bad day?

 

I went there several years ago for a stag do. It was abysmal, but just
about became tollerable once we'd finished our 4 punt jugs of beer and
full english breakfasts around 10 AM.

 

Hey, got me there.

 

Is that like a duvet day for domesticated beasts?

 

Southend.....

 

The whole town is falling into the sea, the pier though appears to be
still prospering.

Keeping bits of it as a sort of nature reserve they are to save money
shoring it up. I wandered past it earlier this year when the airshow
was on. Half a raker or so of weeds and wildlife and such on the
cliffs.

 

I went out a while ago on a bank holiday. The girlfriend and I set off to
the pub at about half eight, meaning everyone else had about 8 hours
drinking on us. The only other people not puking back into their glasses
were us and the Warsaw pact lot.

 

Waste not, want not.

 

<lip wobbles>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

That sets up a most entertaining resonance in your tits.

You should do it more often.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Can I have the TS250 when she kills you?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, muddy cat

She can't kill me. I'm the only reliable hiccup core she has.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I'd kill you but then who'd cure my hiccups?

<grumbles> I've got a brain as well you know. Though that's a bit
wobbly as well atm. </grumbles>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, muddy cat

Bugger. "cure".

And I don't have an MPEG.

Yet.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Well, in that case; MPG!

 

Both hemispheres ?

 

Brain too wobbly to work out what that means. Someone peel me away
from the computer and send me off to bed.

 

He found his calling, eh?

You've always struck me as IDDG.

 

I'd rather see wobbly tits than wobbly brain.

 

We used to love 'Skeggie'. Coming from Doncaster it was one of the
major holiday destinations when the pits were on their annual two weeks,
but that's going back a few years ...

Went back about three years ago and you're right. It felt foreign and
full of tension.

Sea front pub, can't remember which, walked in with wife and two kids
only for some chav to stand in front of me screaming for us to "**** off
out of it". We walked out and haven't been back since. To the pub or
Skegness.

Mind, we still go to Mablethorpe for the Sand-Racing ... but couldn't go
this year.