I've visited Chav central, have you?

Champ () gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying :

feck, surely?

 

Fuckin' muddycat.

 

Seen on a t-shirt:

"FCEK - Irish Connection UK"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT

*Nice*

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

I wheelied it, thus defying physics twice.

 

Because.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

*You* defied physics? Platy got the chair airborne with *me* sitting in
it. I was completely smitten by the device.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart)
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

It's hard to not to like the thing, especially when Platy organised an
authentic Russian style break down. Even listened to me when I suggested
just looking at it for several minutes would probably fix it, that's an
experience you just don't get everyday.

 

I have no particular issue with the inclusion of the occasional swear
word to add emphasis to a sentence. I do that myself. My reason for
commenting was that there seamed to be more swear words being used than
'normal words'. When the ratio gets too high the speech pattern gets
boring and you stop listening to what the person has to say.
Taken to the extreme, one guy was sitting outside a pub with a beer in
his hand a smile on his face and all he kept repeating was "F**K!"

Without searching I remember saying how wonderful the people were in
Protaras in Cyprus, Jandia in Fuerteventura had some nice Germans.

But..........

The result of holiday-ing for a large proportion of the year, except
during school holidays, means I meet a large cross section of people.
I only comment here if the 'adventure' was of note, be it good or bad.
I normally leave out the long week ends and days out. It was because
this day out to Skeggy was a surprise to me, that I posted to the group.

Lighten up Champ. More 'Grumpy old man' than Satre!

 

Because it's a place on the east coast where the sun sets over the sea?

No?

OK.

 

Elly has registered a formal declaration of interest for whenever decide to
sell it.

 

"...I've never met a nice South African."

 

Google Earth is your friend here, I think there are a couple of parks,
one in Wales and one on the South coast that rival it.

I used to work in North Somercotes, which is only a few miles North of
Ingoldmells. Grimsby to Skegness was a favourite bike run in the Summer
as that coast road past Ingoldmells is excellent. I had the good
fortune to commute on my RD from North Thoresby to North Somercotes
every day.

Skegness is a chav resort, but aren't all the beach places now?
Blackpool is a dump, Brighton is plain crap[1], Scarborough is no
better, about the only one I've not been to is Weston.


[1] The town has some redeeming features, but the beach front is
rubbish.

--
Mike Buckley
RD350LC2 GPZ750 Turbo
http://www.toastyhamster.freeserve.co.uk - deleted by Orange - f*ckers
http://www.toastyhamster.plus.com
BONY#38

 

It's where I want to be living before too long as well, but that
involves a career change as N Norfolk is just to far to be a
comfortable commute to London.

A distant relative of mine is chef at Morston Hall. And a bloody good
one too. Seal watching trips from Morston Quay are acceptable, diving
however.....erg. I'm a fluffy diver - diving off the Norfolk coast?!
Ew. Just, ew!

 

Intellectually drop dead gorgeous.

 

42D shurly.

 

fuckin' a mate.

 

Mmmm must try that one.

Biggest crabs I've ever caught on wrecks has been out of Morston Quay.

They join you out at sea sometimes. Pop up to see what or who you are.
So do porpoise and dolphins on the odd occasion. Meeting an inquisitive
one on a wreck can scare the sh*t out of you if you are not expecting
it.

Is that 'fluffy' as in muff or just a warm water diver?

I dive in a O3 dry suit with a 'point below zero' babygro under it. I
don't like getting cold.

 

You've never pulled a burd from Harlow then?

 

----- Original Message -----

I lived in Blakeney for a few years in the late 70s early 80s, made my
living as a lugworm digger in the winter and I worked at a boat shop in the
summer. Unfortunately I had a falling out with a wife I had at the time,
and Blakeney was too small for both of us. I drew the short straw and moved
away.

A very nice part of the world.