I've won the spanish lottery!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by mike. buckley, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. Unbeknown to me, my friend Dr Daniel Martins was playing the spanish
    lottery on my behalf - and wants to share my win of nearly 1 MILLION
    EUROS with me!

    I can't believe my luck!

    I don't even read my spam emails, but this was a handwritten envelope
    with a spanish stamp posted in Malaga. All I have to do to claim is
    send my bank details and a copy of my ID. Yeah right. Or phone an
    international number at which point I'll be asked to transfer a rather
    large admin fee over according to a quick google.

    Makes a change getting it in snail mail, I wonder where they got my name
    and address details from?

    The rats are currently ripping it up to use for bedding, having grabbed
    it off me whilst I'm typing this.

    On Topic: CB72 engine back in frame - at last!
    mike. buckley, Apr 15, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    You should have shit in it & sent it back.



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    Nige, Apr 15, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Post some pics Mike. I for one would love to see how it's looking.


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    Beav, Apr 15, 2009
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    Speedgazebo Guest

    Send it to me, I'll pick your winnings up when I'm there next week.
    50/50 OK ?
    Speedgazebo, Apr 15, 2009
  5. Woohoo! You too, eh?
    I won it a couple of years ago and two years before that, and just last
    week. I'll be rolling in it one that nice Senor Menendez pulls his
    finger out and processes my claims.
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 15, 2009
  6. Be fair, they weren't al that bad.
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 15, 2009
  7. mike. buckley, Apr 15, 2009
  8. In message
    But Dr Daniel only wants 10%!
    mike. buckley, Apr 15, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Beav, Apr 16, 2009
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    Cane Guest

    Or at the very least, wanked a pig off into it!
    Cane, Apr 16, 2009
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    gazz Guest

    Rats are handy like that arent they,

    i dont have a shredder, i just post all my unwanted reciepts and mail
    through the rats cage, and they ensure no one can get any details off the

    letters and the like they make nests out of, my smallest rat 'honey' makes
    lovely nests, usually 6 times the size of her with multiple entrances and
    chambers, she even uses the clear plastic bits from envelopes for windows.

    They all love eating that thermal paper reciepts are made of, i'd love to
    see a crim get my card details off a reciept after it's been processed by a

    One down side to them loving to shred paper is when they are out free
    ranging on a night, they actively seek out any comics and magazines and
    destroy them,
    lost a few vintage viz comics to them cos of that, the little buggers have
    worked out how to open the drawers i had them stored in by going up the back
    of the cabinet and pushing the drawer out, then another will go in the
    drawer and push a comic out, and they will all pounce on it and it's dust in
    60 seconds.
    gazz, Apr 17, 2009
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