I've won

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by muddy, Oct 22, 2005.

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  1. muddy

    muddy Guest

    Can one of you be a sport and go collect for me?

    British Lottery International
    Headquarters: 60 Merriman Road
    Blackheath London SE3 8RZ
    England.
    Ref. Number: BTL/491OXI/04
    Batch Number: 12/25/0304
    Ticket Number: 564 75600545-188
    Serial Number: 5388/02
     
    muddy, Oct 22, 2005
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  2. muddy

    tallbloke Guest

    How much?
     
    tallbloke, Oct 22, 2005
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  3. muddy

    muddy Guest

    USD2,500,000 (Two Million, five hundred thousand dollars). Pretty good,
    eh? Only there's been a cockup with the winners names so you may need to
    take a few lads wiv you to sort them out.
     
    muddy, Oct 22, 2005
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    Tosspot Guest

    Bragging rights and membership to a 30 million strong club. I never got
    that one :-(
     
    Tosspot, Oct 22, 2005
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  5. muddy

    tallbloke Guest

    Heh, I knew there'd be a catch. So what's the problem? you have the ticket
    with the right number on it. Which you've just put out on the open
    internet. ;-)
     
    tallbloke, Oct 22, 2005
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    YTC449 Guest

    Heh!

    That's not too far from me...........nice little Council Estate backroad.

    Can I keep the "winnings" ?


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    Robbo
    Trophy 1200 1998
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    B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005
    FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
    PM#7
    ..
     
    YTC449, Oct 22, 2005
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    steve auvache Guest

    muddy wrote
    Sarf of the river innit? You'll be wanting the Kentish Kontingent.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 22, 2005
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    steve auvache Guest

    YTC449 wrote
    Council is that, are you sure? There was me thinking that side of
    Shooters Hill was posh.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 22, 2005
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  9. muddy

    muddy Guest

    Well, it seems I never entered...
     
    muddy, Oct 22, 2005
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  10. muddy

    muddy Guest

    We can use it for a UKRM pissup.
     
    muddy, Oct 22, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    But you have the ticket? Is it not open to non-residents?
     
    tallbloke, Oct 22, 2005
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  12. muddy

    muddy Guest

    Ticket? I got no ticket, I don need no ticket, I don gotta show you no
    steenking ticket.
     
    muddy, Oct 22, 2005
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    YTC449 Guest

    muddy wrote
    "DING"


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    Robbo
    Trophy 1200 1998
    BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004/2005
    B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005
    FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
    PM#7
    ...
     
    YTC449, Oct 22, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    He would probably like someone with a Big Gayness to help him spend
    it.
     
    BGN, Oct 22, 2005
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  15. muddy

    YTC449 Guest

    Can one of you be a sport and go collect for me?
    Do they sell Big Gayness in Asda ?


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    Robbo
    Trophy 1200 1998
    BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004/2005
    B.O.S.M 2003, 2004, 2005
    FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
    PM#7
    ..
     
    YTC449, Oct 22, 2005
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    BGN Guest

    You can get it in cans and have it sprayed all over your face.
     
    BGN, Oct 22, 2005
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    tallbloke Guest

    Ah. OOOOOooooh Kay. So what proof you got that you was in it to win it?
     
    tallbloke, Oct 22, 2005
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    mb Guest

    Is there some whooshing going on here?
     
    mb, Oct 22, 2005
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    serf Guest

    No, tallbloke is doing his impression of The Famous Eccles.
     
    serf, Oct 22, 2005
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  20. muddy

    tallbloke Guest

    Bzzzzt. 406b

    <Harry secombe silly voice>
    He's fallen in the water
     
    tallbloke, Oct 22, 2005
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