James May, my arse!

It has been bought to my attention that the squeeky little **** of a
Hamster of Top Gear fame had been banging on about his "mate" James may,
who had a TV dinner thrown out at him while riding his bike.

Yeah, like **** you ****!

Happened to me first, ****!

Why TF don't you e-mail me you chicken fuckin' prick and we'll go hales
on the royalties?
Oh no, you can't can you? 'Cos you're a talentless fucking prick that
can only fly at night!

Bwhahahahahahaha!

 

Are you really that desperate for the cash to fix your heating?

 

Whinging Courier emerged from their own little world to say

Why not write a letter of complaint to that new consumer affairs programme
on ITV?

What's it called? Ah yes, "Richard Hammond's 5 O'Clock Show"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick belched forth and ejected the
following:

Piss off

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Have you been out drinking with sir.tony?

 

"That'll be two hand shandies please, my good man"

 

WTF are you wibbling on about, you drunken[1] fool?

[1] It's a reasonable guess...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan White belched forth and ejected the
following:

And a very good one at that