jennifer hervey moon

twat

 

stupid comments cos i stick up for my man

 

ya motherfokking stupid twat you just here to take the piss why dont
you just go do summink else twat faces

 

ok now i really had enuf of yer stuid remarks and yer slagging off so
here goes follow the aroows to hell and go there

 

lool i love my spelling mistakes i might be lazy but i am no cheeta

 

Are you a retard in all 5 languages?

 

What's new pussycat?

Ali

 

You're assuming that all five are spoken, perhaps. I reckon at least one is
hand gestures and there's probably one involving non vocalised emanations
from bodily orifices.

Ali

 

that's the bit that i like!

<fx: paaarrrrrp>


Dave

 

When I worked for Siemens, my (total numbnut) boss and some of the lads
would have farting competitions. Us gurls would stand around rolling our
eyes and Being Generally Superior. Then we'd go and tell filthy stories in
the loo.

Ali

 

I've /never/ taken part in a farting competition.
I'm still a complete numbnut though, and there's not many things better
than a loud fart first thing in the morning.

Some of the filthiest jokes I've ever heard have been told by women...

Dave
(like a penis, but smaller)

 

Like what?

 

You're a Boy. I can't tell you, it's not allowed. Although.... well, it was
more gossip than gags, and you had to be there. Sort of morning after the
night before.

Ali

 

"He never..."
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Beef curtains?

 

"Oh, the dirty..."

 

"What's his phone number, and is he single and straight?"

Ali

 

"You might think that, I could not possibly comment."

Ali

 

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