Jeremy Shum Punches Out Kung Fu Panda

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by sdfjndoiwgjeg, Sep 28, 2008.

  1. Here is the text to the audio that i wrote out remember to say thanx
    hun!!!

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    [Introduction]
    Voice Over 1: Miley5.net, Miley5.net
    Voice Over 2: OK, here we go, Miley5 Now! Podcast
    Jeremy Shum: This is Miley5.net - The #1 Source For Celebrity
    Intelligence
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    Voice Over 3: Yo yo yo
    Jeremy Shum: Introducing to the M-I-C-rophone
    Voice Over 2: The bigest stars, the biggest celebs

    [Intro Jingle]
    Miley5 Now Podcast
    Giving Miley Cy the rap
    On your official goss
    We target all 'em big celebs
    And tell we what you wanna

    Like Miley Cy leaking those pictures
    And Demi looking cute
    This is your official gossip website
    Your website
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    [Introduction-Coda]
    Voice Over 2: This is your official gossip show
    Voice Over 3: Freaky, freaky, freaky
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    Po isn't excatly the most athletic looking Panda. In fact, his tummy
    is probably only good for two things. Firstly, burping. Secondly,
    holding massive amounts of food. But in an odd turn of events, he ends
    up being named Kung Fu Master and has to take on deadly snow leopard
    "Tai Lung" [Jeremy says this in almost a screechy/screamy voice]. It's
    going to take some interesting techniques to turn Po into Master.
    That's the movie, go and see it - KUNG FU PANDA.

    Anyway, Kung Fu Panda was being a bit of a pain in the neck, so to
    speak. Hope you get what I mean, because, you know, he is a bear who
    does muck around quite a bit. I know he's from China; he's Asian, just
    like me. Check out what happened when he pissed me off a bit:

    [Punches]
    KFP: Don't punch me Jeremy
    [Punches]
    JS: I'm gonna kill you Kung Fu Panda
    [Punches]
    KFP: Ah
    [Punches]
    KFP: Ah
    [Punches]
    KFP: Ah, I lost my knackers!
     
    sdfjndoiwgjeg, Sep 28, 2008
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