Joke

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up
to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks
inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over
the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole'
biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally
attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of
sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes,
I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger!"

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And now we'll wait for the smartarses to storm in here with Aww...
that's a OLD joke... Farque Orf...


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

We have to wait for an old joke before we can tell you to **** off ?
That rule sucks.

 

OOoooooooooo Look out, yeebok has come from under his rock and reared his
ugly head again

 

A man walks into a bar with a steering-wheel sticking out of his pants.
Barman says "what's that?"
"Dunno but it's driving me nuts!"

 

Hey Hi George.

Heard this one ?

Darth and Luke are about to have The Big Battle.
Darth trying to psyche him out, says "I know what you're getting for
Christmas.."
Luke says "WTF ? How ?"
Darth says "I have felt your presence .."

 

And-----------

Is the reason you didn't finish the joke because your keyboard broke?

 

[1] In Usenet there is only one rule: Rule [1] The are no rules.

[2] In Usenet, no one can hear you scream.


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

We have rules in our "Outlaw Bike Club"

[1] No Poofters

[2] There are no more rules

 

So, George, you got around rule [1] by invoking rule [2], eh? You
tricky fella...

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

You realise the rule is applicable to you specifically jeri ?.

 

Only for you Gerry, only for you sweetie.

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Oooooooooo.... duckieeeeeee....


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

George W Frost wrote...

Oh. So Rule Number 2 isn't "see rule number 1", then...

 

No Marts,

We are not like Gerry with his Pacemakers

"There are NO MORE Rules"

Where you have number 1 rule is the ruling rule, the next rule follows after
implementing rule number 1

And if you don't like rule #1, then you can't join

 

So.... Let's see... They issued Rule [1], then realised they liked
you too much to ban you, so they issued Rule [2] which clearly states
that they've abandoned _all_ rules. That's what "no more rules"
means. i.e. the rules are no more. i.e. George can stay.


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Onya bike

Gerry

 

"I wouldn't join a group that would have me as a member."

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Onya bike

Gerry

 

Gee thanks Gerry, it is a comfort to know that you are so concerned with my
club activities

 

I just looked around at the clubs, then decided on the one which rejected
your membership claim

 

floundering again eh jeri
not matter the amount of your protestations you need to admit your
fsked several times over..

 

Pity he wasn't wise enough to do the same with newsgroups.......