joke

A mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each one of
them to write home and tell her about their married life.
The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single
message, "Maxwell Coffee-house".
The mother is confused but finally
noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said: "Satisfaction to the last
drop",
so Mother was happy.
The second daughter got married and after
a week she sent home her reply. The message read;
"Four Square Cigarettes".
So the mother looks for the ad, and it says;
"LIVE LIFE KING SIZE".
And Mother is happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. It took 4 weeks
for a message to come through.
When it did the message was simply
"BRITISH AIRWAYS".
Mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers
at home looking for a BA ad
She found one and fainted.
The ad read:
"TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"!

 

Undisclosed Recipient wrote:
< snip >

I thought we'd thrown this one back.

 

Undisclosed Recipient wrote:

Good fucking god, have you ever had sex?




























With a woman that is.



--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

Snip old shite.

**** me but you're dull.

 

"Maxwell Coffee-house"???

Surely the OP has the Maxwell House slogan wrong.
It actually is "Tastes like shit", which fits the joke better.

 

<snip 1960s joke>

Run out of sheep round your way?

 

I prefer mellow birds.