Joke

might be a ginge BIDGAF
small smirk allowed


Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 2006 Honda Fireblade motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Blade,
that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a
little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
the dealer?

Thanks, Bob

 

It is, I remember Lozzo posting a version of it a couple of years ago
(which may have been a ginge itself)

 

Jeremy says...

Bollocks, it's just not like me to be the funny guy the first time
round.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.

 

You make me laugh.

 

Cane says...

This bloke makes me laugh.



and





--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.

 

I don't get it.

 

"I need to get to the bioshop and bash him"

 

He's misogynistic and not very funny.

I see that now Tori is your ex you've changed your views from " I
didn't appreciate you attempting to deride something that means a lot
to her" as that last link is utterly above and beyond anything I've
ever come out with in relation to christianity.

 

That would be the delivery you weren't there for?

 

Work in progress says...

It's not in the words, it's in the delivery.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
GSF600SW (broked)
'I do not object to people looking at their watches when I am speaking.
But I strongly object when they start shaking them to make certain they
are still going.' William Norman Birkett, 1st Baron Birkett, Oct 1960.