Just for Champ

I realise that this will be wasted on you, not knowing song lyrics, but
still.

How You Remind Me - By Slut Monkey
Based on an original by Nickleback

Never made it as a race man,
Couldn't cut it as a wanna be wheelie king,
Tired of going home in a recovery van,
Sick of riding, crashing and bleeding.

And, this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.

It's not like you to go all wobbly
You're handling like a Gixxer on knobblies
This time I'm mistaken
For buying a bike I keep breaking

I've been wrong, I've been down
Been down the road on my arsehole
These five words in my head
Scream, are we having fun yet?

It's not like you didn't know that,
I said I love and I swear I still do,
It must have been so bad,
Being ridden by me has damn near destroyed you.

Chorus

I've been wrong, I've been down
Been down the road on my arsehole
These five words in my head
Scream are we having fun yet?

Never made it as a race man,
Couldn't cut it as a wanna be wheelie king.

Chorus

I've been wrong, I've been down
Been down the road on my arsehole
These five words in my head
Scream, are we having fun yet?

 

<snip>

fantastic

 

Absolutely brilliant.

 

<snip>

Excellent

 

<round of applause>

<minor annoyance>
Of course I now have to remove the original song from my 'break up
songs to scream along to list'

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Hah!

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Dave

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FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

You play it, I'll sing it and Porl can do the rest?

 

What have you left me? Dancing like Bez?

 

"Did". Bez is dead.

 

That's Zed, not Bez.

 

Is he? Since when? OD by any chance?

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Veggie Dave
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Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me

 

I don't think so. He's supposed to have a self written single (!) out in
April/May.

 

I was lying. I wanted to see if anyone cared.

 

No, you were just chancing your arm in the hope it made it look like you
knew something about cultural icons. Instead you look like a know
nothing who spent the early nineties doing his chemistry homework instead
of being "mad for it".

Unlucky mind, the odds should have been pretty much in your favour.

 

I left *college* in '86 ffs.

Anyway, maybe I should pop round and throttle the fucker, and then I'd be
right.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU UNFEELING ****?!!

 

Ahh, "re-sits", eh?

Poor sod.

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