Just heard a crash outside my flat

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Hurrikane, Oct 6, 2003.

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  1. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    I was sitting here reading thru 1000 odd postings on UKRM, when I heard a
    sickening crash noise outside my flat on the A5.

    Seems it was a cage/big moped interface. The cage had two baseball capped
    youngsters & no doubt blue led bulbs on the wipers.

    Moped guy picked his steed up & wheeled it out of the road, whilst other
    impatient cage drivers were hooting (silly bastids). He seemed fine apart
    from limping.

    After swapping info & a few choice words from Moped guy, the Cage boys got
    back into their car & pulled straight out without even looking & nearly
    caused another accident ! Their cage seemed worse off than the moped, with
    a rather dented driver side door.

    Weird thing is, I heard no screeching of brakes at all.

    Moped guy has just riden off, so it wasn't too bad a crash.

    Just thought I would send this message as I am bored & have no doubt bored
    you now too - sorry.
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 6, 2003
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  2. Hurrikane

    darsy Guest


    "but what about the crocodile"[1]

    [1] Cane, I get it now!
     
    darsy, Oct 6, 2003
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  3. Hurrikane

    darsy Guest

    it's a mnemonic for "shut your fucking face you uninteresting twat".
     
    darsy, Oct 6, 2003
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  4. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    In news article: , darsy
    wibbled
    *nice*
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 6, 2003
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  5. Hurrikane

    darsy Guest

    I'm sure you're lovely really.
     
    darsy, Oct 6, 2003
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  6. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    In news article: , darsy
    wibbled
    Thats a bit better ;)
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 6, 2003
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  7. Hurrikane

    Mr. Fantastic Guest

    Not at all. I've had a fascinating day as well! This morning, there were
    three red cars parked all together in the corner of the office car park. And
    the cows in the field opposite all laid down before it started to rain!

    Maybe tomorrow the cows will move field! Who knows what will happen on this
    amazing rollercoaster of life?!
     
    Mr. Fantastic, Oct 6, 2003
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  8. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    In news article: bls30l$ffmer$-berlin.de , Mr.
    Fantastic wibbled
    Maybe the red cars are planning to take over your office & as for the cows,
    well who knows what they might do next ;)
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 6, 2003
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  9. Hurrikane

    darsy Guest

    don't be so fucking soft.
    you're *so* missing the point of uk.rec.motorcycles. This is
    fluffy-bunny-land compared to 4 or 5 years ago.
    I'm an equal opportunity insulter - I don't like to discriminate
    against the weaker sex.
     
    darsy, Oct 7, 2003
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  10. Hurrikane

    William Grainger Guest

    ukrm; not as insulting as it used to be.
     
    William Grainger, Oct 7, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    He's not being soft - the crocodile _is_ upset - look, it's crying ...
    Or come to that, the stronger sex - or any sex in between, eh?
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2003
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  12. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    In news article: , Pip
    wibbled
    ^^^ *she's* not being soft ^^^ ;)

    Weaker sex, eh ? Don't start me on that one, as you won't win ! (no thats
    not an invitation, either)
    Exactly ;)
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 7, 2003
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  13. Hurrikane

    Pip Guest

    I'd call that a result. Of course, I didn't mean that, and I used the
    term "man" to represent all of mankind, which of course includes the
    natural inferior of the male, the female. So I can't really see any
    reason for the silly cow to get upset, can you?
    You're crying now ...
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2003
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  14. Hurrikane

    Pip Guest

    He, she - what's the bleedin' difference round here anyway?

    Oops.

    Bloody wimmin.

    #;-)>>
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    Hurrikane had a fit and wibbled.....
    Lets see how you stand up to a proper kicking, then you can say your the
    stronger sex

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    Lozzo, Oct 7, 2003
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    Ace Guest

    I just can't begin to imagine why you'd think such a thing :-}
     
    Ace, Oct 7, 2003
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  17. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    In news article: , Lozzo
    wibbled
    *nice*
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 7, 2003
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  18. Hurrikane

    Hurrikane Guest

    In news article: , Pip
    wibbled
    This silly cow isn't upset !
     
    Hurrikane, Oct 7, 2003
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  19. Hurrikane

    darsy Guest

    just a little touchy, eh love?
     
    darsy, Oct 7, 2003
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  20. Hurrikane

    Pip Guest

    Bugger. Must try harder in future, then.
     
    Pip, Oct 7, 2003
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