Just stolen yellow BMW R1150GS, please help

BMW R1150GS
Yellow
MFBD79
WB10415A81ZE20503.

V.

 

Neighborhood?

Security?

There are two classes of thieves: Strip for parts/export and
dumbfucks.

Since the GS is expensive, but doesn't have a lot of plastic, it is
more likely to be dumbfucks. Punch the steering lock, attack it wtith
the rattlecan-black, and drive it around.

Dumbfucks may even be in your neighborhood, with fairly high
probability. Troll all streets in about a 1-2 mile radius. Dumbfucks
will often repaint the bike, get parking tickets, and have the
audacity to wipe out at 2 MPH, so enough to do a little damage but NOT
enough to give you the pleasure of a mangled dumbfuck corpse along
with a mangled bike.

Just don't make the mistake I did:

When trolling, carry a camera, cellphone, and disk-lock/Ulock. If you
find the dumbfuck, put on a disk lock, and slip into the distance.
Walk a block away, call the cops, see if you can get a plainclothed
officer to join you. Camp out and watch the bike. Prints don't stick
to Krylon very well, so better to stake it out and hope the thief
comes back to ride it off.

As you can tell, I HATE DUMBFUCK THIEVES!

 

uh, where and when was the bike stolen? any unique or identifying
markings on it? what year?

 

You're in the Netherlands?

Somehow I doubt we'll see it over here. Good luck though.