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Whilst in Bali I noticed that Kawasaki are advertising their new superbike,
the ZX130! Room for mum, dad, two children, a dozen shopping bags, and two
chickens. Available now in green.

Theo

 

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You shouldn't ride if you're two chicken!

 

What if someone eggs you on?
You could go scratching about, leaving rooster tails. Now that would be
something to crow about!

David

 

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What a fowl post! (You must be a bit cock-sure!)

 

Seemed a fairly poultry effort! )

The quickie mart's real... D'OH!

 

Thank God! it wasn't just me. (one gets so out of touch with pop
culture.....)

Moike

 

Well, it's the "who needs a quickie mart" song by Apu...

MARGE: their floors are stickie-mart
LISA: they made dad sickie-mart
BART: let's hurl a brickie-mart
HOMER (catching on, but not quite): The quickie-mart's real... D'OH!

I, uh, saw everyone was making chicken jokes, and I didn't have one of
my own. And that's how I felt. Sorry for any unneccessary obscurity.
And you're free to quote that famous QLDer again by telling me "I don't
like it."

 

Your just a very naughty boy