Lady Nina

Update:

Kathryn will be out on Friday, according to the doctors. Auntie Carole
are recovering the ZXR, Platy is currently somewhere between
Randersacker and Calais and I got back last night with most of her
luggage. I now have to score crutches and/or wheelchair to bring out
to Germany on Friday so I can take her back to Blighty on Crip Rail
since Air Crip is verboten.

 

Just hire a transit.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, M J Carley

Hand her a bottle of Scotch and a service revolver, and invite her to do
the decent thing.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I'd cut out the extra step by simply keeping the Scotch myself.

 

Something of the sort has been suggested. When last heard from she had
been castigated for breaking the speed limit as she took her
wheelchair out for a fag.

 

borrow someone's outfit.

 

I thought you were riding it back?

Trebuchet. YKIMS.

 

So did I initially but it turns out we were misinformed by Packer et
al. CN are collecting since they have a medical note saying the rider
is broken.

 

Strap her to a board, add a handle and say she's hand luggage?

 

there's a weight limit for hand luggage.

 

Might exceed the weight limit *just* a tad..

Phil

 

If you need a stopover In Belg, don't hesitate to give me a shout.

 

And since the tubes have been taken out, they can't say it contains
too much liquid.

 

I've just booked Traunstein-Paris and I'm sorting out the yoyostar to
St P. and Derby. It's just about doable in one day without excessively
tight connections.

 

Phone your local British Red Cross, they should have some stuff you
can borrow.

 

Hasn't the fag got a wheelchair of his own?

 

And indeed they did. I collect tomorrow and have to leave them a
cheque which will be returned uncashed when I hand back the chair.

What a brilliant organization. Thanks Dave.

 

Burnt should have done that as soon as the accident happened and he
should have torched the bike rather than leaving it behind enemy
lines.

Some people are showing distinct signs of LMF.

 

For those of un NOT n the know, WTF happened? I know I'm not known, I
know she doesn't give a left handed wank about me, but I WANNA
KNOW!!!!!!!!! Bwahhhh...


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Successor of the Prince of the Apostles
Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church
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