Latest MZ pics

Big end bearing has welded itself to the crank.

Ooops.

http://www.italiancar.co.uk/mzbits

 

SteveH wrote

I seen worse, I've put it back together and ridden it as well.

From all that swarf lying around it looks as though you had your fair
share of enthusiastic moments.

'Course a picture or two of the broken bits would have been more fucking
helpful than the bits what you did post pictures of but I suppose you
never thought of that did you?

 

<Harry H Corbett Mode>

You *grumpy* old man.

</HHCM>

 

flash wrote

Yes and where are the piccies of the buggered bearing?

 

Haven't got that far yet.

Just remembered I promised Katie I'd repaint the kitchen table, so
that's taken priority.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, SteveH amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

How long does it take to paint a kitchen table?

 

Quite a while if you want to get all the MZ oil stains out of it.

 

Depends on whether you've lost the padlock key & have to paint around
the bitch rather than unchaining her first.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, flash amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I reckon he should just get Katie over the kitchen table and forget
about the paint.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Hot cups of tea and female genitalia do mix though. Try flicking your
tongue on the ol' clitty when it's still hot from your favourite
beverage.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Whinging Courier amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Yeah, yeah. TYeaching me Grandmother to suck eggs, I know, but it seemed
like a good idea at the time, honest.

 

Whinging Courier says...

Cold 7-Up blow-job is good too.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

You know, there are days when I realise that I've hardly lived *at all*.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Champ says...

She was a student nurse. They don't serve champers in the hospital
social club

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

It's got to be worth a try.

"I read about it on the newsgroup, honey...".

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

"Champ says...."



--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Doesnotcompute

Since this would almost certainly be followed by "Better get Champ to do
it then!", I fear this would be a counter-productive argument.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Ice cream has its merits. Raspberry ripple.

 

Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

'Uncle Joes' too, so I'm told.


--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Grimly Curmudgeon scribbled:

I bet they stood up.