Less than half an hour...

....until MotoGP 2010 starts on Eurosport.

 

Just under 1 hour to the real ale festival opens .... *burp*

 

That reminds me, I need to see if the red button channels have updated
on the Freeview EPG...

 

165 hours until I go home.

It's a good job I'm on double time over the weekend and it's a
subsidised canteen at the power station.

 

Yeah, that'll teach all us layabouts sat at home drinking beer and
enjoying leisure tine.

 

Never forget that I can go a long way towards making it a cold dark
winter for you fuckers.

It's a shame they don't have local power stations supplying local
electricity because I'd be willing to work at Ratcliffe for less money
so I could turn your lights off when you were watching MGP. I might
even have to go against all my self preservation instincts and work at
Willington if that's closer..

 

Go for it, you can even pop in for a cuppa as it's 10 mins away. Maybe
I should mention the whole site was made rubble 2 years back though.

 

What are you going to do, spit your teeth into a turbine so it grinds to
a halt?

 

Ratcliffe it is then. That's ok because it's closer to home so I could
pop back for a cuppa while you were using your mobile to post
complaining about the power cut.

 

Apparently somebody who looks like me leant over a turbine last year
and heard his Zippo fall out of his pocket and clatter all the way
down to the upstream side of a strainer. Whoops.

 

fork off.

 

My dad designed that one, you know. Apparently he had a dream one
night about putting the burner on top of the boiler, or summat like
that, to cut costs (his job title was something like 'head estimator')
and it turned out to be the most efficient solution.

Than again, he was (now allegedly reformed) such a pisshead I'd
equally believe that he nicked the idea of someone else and justy
claimed it to impress his mates.

 

exec you.