LOL

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUS...ia_ow=t0:s0:a49:g43:r3:c0.068966:b31866258:z0

 

and here's the Japanese "Whinging Courier":

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3706991.html?menu=

 

Spastic

 

and: *surprise*!!!!!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3586858.html?menu=

 

I can't see this being a story with a happy ending.

 

There's an old study that found that 99% of men wank. The conculsion
was 1% of men are liars.

 

I know of one bloke that doesn't.

When he feels "the urge", he goes and plays some Shostakovich on the
piano instead.

Fucking freak.