Lorry joke #1

How do you confuse a lorry driver?

Get him to drive on a roundabout and park in the corner!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wankers the lot of 'em.

 

You are SteveH AICMFF death threats


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I think you meant that for one of the other groups. Error rectified.

 

Did you have to do that oggers, they are such a bunch of hard of
thinking retentives?

 

you obviously missed the fact he's away from today.
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I notice he hasn't posted as much since SteveH sorted out his shit for
him.

Now that *really* is spineless.

 

I did suspect it was an announcement of impending holidaydom but
couldn't remember[2] if he had mentioned it or not[1].




[1] As a meme I do hope it doesn't catch on as well.


[2] Although if I am honest it was more like I couldn't give a toss but
I am feeling particularly well intentioned towards my fellow man today
and decided the give the cross posting scum as fair chance.

 

I've been working. I understand that as a feckless dole scrounger you
don't understand the concept but it means that we have less time to do
things than you.

 

I think you've either got the wrong person or the wrong idea cos Andy
works more hours than anyone I know.

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Nice idea about being a dole scrounger but a little bit far from the
mark I'm afraid. I'm busy making sure you northern monkeys get power
when you flick the light switch at night.

You do live in a house with electricity don't you?

 

Isn't that a mugs game for wage slaves? I would have thought, being a
successful business man, you could easily make time for the rest of us
poor sods.

 

He drives a battered old Capri. It doesn't get much wronger than that.

 

Ah! He's back.

<Draws up comfy chair>

 

Oh, the innocence.
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Ah! He's back.

<Draws up comfy chair>[/QUOTE]

It took a while to draw him out of his cave but I thought that hinting
at him being 'sorted out' by Steve might be good enough bait.

 

Maybe he likes that kind of thing. I'm sure all sorts of questionable
practices occur in truck stops.

 

And he can flip those burgers faster than anyone you know, huh?

 

Christ, the thought of Andy cooking, even in McDo's, sends shivers
down my spine.

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Imagine how traumatised I felt when Adie passed on the information
that the microwave was borked...

 

There's always pizza deliveries though, eh?

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