Lorry joke #1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. Zod the Slayer

    muddy cat Guest

    Somewhat interesting. The kenworths are all over here, I watched one
    chap back up to a dock in a somewhat restricted area with a 53' trailer.
    Got it first time too.
    Not a problem.
     
    muddy cat, Jun 23, 2007
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  2. Zod the Slayer

    Silk Guest

    It's simply a statement of fact: Foreign places *are* full of
    foreigners. That's the second time today I've had to state the obvious
    to a lorry driver.
    And you do, frequently.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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  3. Zod the Slayer

    Silk Guest

    But did he ever actually say, "Silly Billy"? Although I know Mike
    Yarwood did.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
  4. Actually Steve I kinda knew that already. I don't know why you thought you
    would need to point it out.


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    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007


  5. On what sort of work?



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    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
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    Brimstone Guest

    Bloody kids!
     
    Brimstone, Jun 23, 2007
  7. Zod the Slayer

    Brimstone Guest

    Keep your head down, good luck.
     
    Brimstone, Jun 23, 2007



  8. Of course you are.



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    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007

  9. Just behind you and your mother then?

    Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!



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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)


    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
    http://tinyurl.com/2pnnu3
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    Ignore it, Vince seems to believe that anyone who has a different
    education/experience to him cannot possibly exist.

    Best just to pat him on the head and say "there there".
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 23, 2007
  11. God, you're a twat.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 23, 2007


  12. Yes, I aimed at you.

    *plonk*


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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

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    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
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    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
  13. Bugger! I'm out of T4 at 1515 tomorrow. Don't suppose there's
    any chance of your being in Geneva in the next three weeks?

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    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    What's your problem then? You went there to find out and I didn't need to.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
  15. Zod the Slayer

    Silk Guest

    Careful, he may be listening. :)
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007


  16. I've never really been impressed by those who are proud that they *haven't*
    done something.


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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)


    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
    http://tinyurl.com/2pnnu3
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    As many as he wants providing he meets the weekly rest periods.
    No more than 56 in a week or 90 in a fortnight.
    The balance.
    15x3, 3x13.

    Off you go and dig your hole...
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
  18. Zod the Slayer

    Conor Guest

    Yes it is.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Wrong again.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Exactly. Both are not comparable to a 44 tonne artic.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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