Lorry joke #1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. No problem.
    Record them separately and mix them in with the Floyd, achieving a
    background of engine noise, but subtle. I don't think the constant
    mixture would work though - I'd start with engine noises (just to set
    the scene) and then fade into predominantly Floyd, fading out the engine
    totally then, but you'd have only a few (say ten) seconds of engine at
    the start.

    You must have more of the (preferably the entire) crossing of the bridge
    - as it stands it's a real anti-climax and quite disappointing.
    Next time you cross it, have the cam pointed out the side window and
    blend in shots of that - that'll give some visual impact.


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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 24, 2007
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  2. I appreciate your input. I really think that what you suggest would be
    beyond my current knowledge of video editing. I don't get to spend a great
    deal of time teaching myself computer skills because I am not at home a
    great deal as I'm sure you can understand.


    Possibly, I am thinking, it might be better to have no music soundtrack at
    all but to have a window open in order to better hear the engine noise and
    gearchanges, what do you think?

    I appreciate what you are saying too about the premature finish. Although as
    I said the approach is far more visually appealing than the traverse, the
    honest truth is that that was the moment at which the camera's memory became
    full. I have bought a couple of SD cards now.




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    Knight Of The Road, Jun 24, 2007
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    David Taylor Guest

    Or your fridge (and aircon, if you've got it) will work a little less...
     
    David Taylor, Jun 24, 2007
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    Adrian Guest

    Silk () gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
    saying :
    You say that like it's a bad thing.
     
    Adrian, Jun 24, 2007

  5. According to wiki, Healey *did* say "silly Billy" quite frequently, but not
    until after Yarwood started saying it.

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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)


    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
    http://tinyurl.com/2pnnu3
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 24, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    I've never been deliberately forced off the road by a motorcyclist
    during a road-rage incident.
     
    deadmail, Jun 24, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    There are also copyright issues. TBH for doing such a thing I would (and
    have) go to http://www.jamendo.com/ and look through the music for one
    which (a) fits the mood and (b) that the artist has released with a
    license permitting sequencing to video. There's lots there that is
    usable and much that is very good considering the amateur status of the
    artists.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 24, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    Emergency services joke:

    Q: How do you tel the difference between a biker who has run under the
    wheels of a truck and a trucker who has dropped a load of 75Kg of
    chicken breast?

    A: You can't.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 24, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    <shrug>

    I buy from student designers in Firenza at the market just on the Duomo
    side of the Ponte Vecchio. Good quality, good designs, good prices.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 24, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    I did.
    I haven't seen this one in the flesh as it were.
     
    deadmail, Jun 24, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    %steve%@malloc.co.uk (Steve Firth) wrote in message
    I think I see where you're trying to go here but it really doesn't work
    you know.

    The biker is clearly going to be crushed by the wheels whereas it's not
    really clear why the trucker would be damaged at all by having 'dropped
    a load of 75Kg of chicken breast'.

    Suggest you work a little harder at being funny. Try to model it on
    being smug and condescending because you score really highly with those.
     
    deadmail, Jun 24, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    And the lorry won't be damaged by the biker.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Obviously the biker is more at risk when he's driving his truck then.
    What was the point you were trying to make?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jun 24, 2007



  14. Even better, I don't have to demean myself by wearing a symbol of
    subservience.


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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)


    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
    http://tinyurl.com/2pnnu3
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 24, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    eBay name please?
     
    Cab, Jun 24, 2007
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    Adrian Guest

    Knight Of The Road () gurgled happily, sounding
    much like they were saying :
    <rolls eyes> That's some class-war chip on your shoulder, Vince.

    So you don't drive for Eddie Stobart or any of the other fleets with
    uniformed drivers, then?

    Mind you, if you did, it'd be a company supplied tie...
     
    Adrian, Jun 24, 2007

  17. No. Levis and a T shirt. Shorts if it's hot. Comfy jumper if it's cold.

    I *could* wear a tie if I wanted to. But who would?


    Irrelevant, because I don't.


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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)


    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
    http://tinyurl.com/2pnnu3
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 24, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    Cab, Jun 24, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    When did a tie become a symbol of subservience?
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 24, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    And anyone who has attended a biker-under-truck incident knows that it
    looks like someone dropped 75Kg of cicken breast on the floor. Usually
    it's not clear that it is a biker until someone finds the bike or a
    scrap of leather or a bit of a helmet amongst the goo.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 24, 2007
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