Lorry joke #1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 19, 2007.


  1. I will have a go at that. Any recommendations for video editing software
    etc? It's not something I've done before.

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    deadmail Guest

    No! You don't say.

    Still doesn't answer why the trucker would be damaged by having 'dropped
    a load of 75Kg of chicken breast".
     
    deadmail, Jun 24, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    It was obvious to anyone but an idiot.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    That a lorry will crush a human without damaging it? Yes clearly that's
    so. But that's all you stated, and it had no relevance to the post it
    followed up to.

    Anyway, bored now.
     
    deadmail, Jun 24, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    Of course they are.
     
    Silk, Jun 24, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    I say it like it's the truth. I have no opinion on the matter.
     
    Silk, Jun 24, 2007
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    Ace Guest

    TFFT.
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    DR Guest

    It's a piece of clothing which has no function other than to complete
    a look of conformity.
     
    DR, Jun 24, 2007
  9. slave collar
     
    steve auvache, Jun 24, 2007
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    Brimstone Guest

    Quite, just like a suit. It's a "uniform".
     
    Brimstone, Jun 24, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    The stupid do have a low concentration span.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    In the fact that they have an engine and wheels.
     
    Conor, Jun 24, 2007
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    Adrian Guest

    Silk () gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying
    :
    In that case, it's stating the bleedin' obvious.
     
    Adrian, Jun 24, 2007
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    Brimstone Guest

    Women who want a slave?
     
    Brimstone, Jun 24, 2007
  15. FSVO "Women".

    C'mon ev'rybody ...

    *WATER MELON MAN*

    DG
     
    Derek Geldard, Jun 24, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

     
    deadmail, Jun 24, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    I *am* talking to a lorry driver. :)
     
    Silk, Jun 24, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    Metrosexuals yah, don't you just luv the guys?
     
    Silk, Jun 24, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    Whereas the great unwashed show their independence by all wearing the
    same thing. No, sorry you've lost me, in what way is the jeans and
    T-shirt or shell suit and baseball cap, or those stupid baggy shorts any
    less of a uniform than a tie?

    Personally I wear suits, ties and shirts with collars because I wish to.
    And at work I run my own company, I set the dress code.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 25, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    Ah, I wear mine because a row of buttons and open collar look silly.

    The dull conformists are the masses wearing identical jeans and
    T-shirts.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 25, 2007
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