Lorry joke #1

Every woman crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man...

 

I thought they were designed to catch soup.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

^^^^^

"girl"

HTH

 

Jeesus, are you still continent?

 

Dave gives all the signs of being English rather than continental.

 

There you go, that's a start. I'm sure you can think of a few more
things as well.

 

LOL. Not really. Most of our holidays are short breaks in the UK. I
hear there's a lot of furriners over there.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

 

You seem to have the same sort of mind as me. Hard luck, Brim. ;-)

Best wishes all,
Dave.

 

Sorry chum I don't do paedophilia, you stick to what you know best.

 

Correcting lyrics is Eddie's forte.

 

The 306b thing was getting too easy.

 

That's more like it.

 

I was about to agree, but then I realised that would make me a
northerner.

 

This is not a 2 box multiple choice - you're all forgetting the
midlands.

Draw a line from Milton Keynes to Gloucester. Everything below it is
the south.

Draw another one between Manchester and Sheffield, everything above it
is the north.

The bit between them is the Midlands.

HTH.

 

Woo-hoo!

<waits for Champ to scream 'NOOOOOOOO!'>


--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tigtona 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

This would mean I'm a midlander. Given that I had the bad taste to be
born in <furtive look> Birmingham.

Mind you - my parents had the grace to move away before I had chance to
aquire the comedy accent for which I am fairly grateful.

Phil.

 

You're making the bizarre assumption that heating and lighting are
always required simultaneously.

 

We left when I was 5. Which means I don't really remember much of the
place.

Which is nice.

He has his moments. Which can be controlled by the <change channel> and
<off> buttons.

Phil

 

Indeed.

The heating effect of lightbulbs is pretty minimal - especially
compared to the effect of a human being. I seem to recall each person
being equivalent to a 1Kw heater.

Phil

 

Not quite:

3500 kcal / day (moderate activity 50 yo male, 200 lb)

4.184 joules = 1 calorie

3500 * 1000 * 4.184 / (24 * 3600) = 169.5 W