Lorry joke #1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. Zod the Slayer

    Adie Guest

    and take away curries.
    --
    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/
    keeper of the ukrm faq for my sins

    YZF-R1: ZX9R E1

    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adie, Jun 22, 2007
    #21
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  2. Zod the Slayer

    JNugent Guest

    Why? Don't you like them?
     
    JNugent, Jun 22, 2007
    #22
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    R D S Guest

    I thought he was a southerner?
     
    R D S, Jun 22, 2007
    #23
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    Steve Firth Guest

    Yes, but mostly I make my own. I can't see the point in turning 66% of
    the energy into steam.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 22, 2007
    #24
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    Conor Guest

    I managed 27 in two days this week. 15 in the first day, 12 the second.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #25
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    Conor Guest

    So you do less hours than me then.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #26
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    Conor Guest

    And obviously Adie doesn't have many friends if he thinks a 12hr shift
    is a massive amount.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #27
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    Conor Guest

    Sadly the people who I use are currently unavailable. Due to the
    shortage of drivers, you'd be hard pushed to find anyone with a C+E HGV
    licence not working at this time of year unless they're on hols.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #28
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    Conor Guest

    Adie said he works more hours than anyone he knows. Can't know that
    many people then.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #29
  10. Zod the Slayer

    Conor Guest

    Not made a loss. Can take 6 months off and still pay myself, owe nobody
    save the mortgage which will be paid off by the time I'm 45.

    No Richard Branson but making enough to pay my way and pay for my toys.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #30
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    Conor Guest

    <shudder>
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #31
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    JNugent Guest

    *Fewer*, Conor.
     
    JNugent, Jun 22, 2007
    #32
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    Conor Guest

    I have only your word, which means shit coming from someone who
    associates with people who thinks nobody doers more than a 12hr working
    day.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #33
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    Conor Guest

    I know, I know. It's the dialect thing.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #34
  15. *he*?!! - you're a dead man. Probably a dead man twice over come to
    think of it.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jun 22, 2007
    #35
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    Conor Guest

    Why do saddos feel the need to advertise they've KF'd someone?

    And on a related note, is uk.r.m so shite that they have to crosspost
    to uk.r.d in order to have any threads?
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #36
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    Conor Guest

    It's out of your price range and thousands of people paid £14 each to
    come see that and hundreds of other old Fords.
     
    Conor, Jun 22, 2007
    #37
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    Brimstone Guest

    A trifle 1970s Boy Racer perhaps?
     
    Brimstone, Jun 22, 2007
    #38
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    Adrian Guest

    Conor () gurgled happily, sounding much like they
    were saying :
    Nobody ever went bankrupt underestimating the stupidity of the general
    population.
     
    Adrian, Jun 22, 2007
    #39
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    Brimstone Guest

    Hence the phrase, "There's one born every minute".
     
    Brimstone, Jun 22, 2007
    #40
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