Lorry joke #1

Conor () gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

If it's a real ETCC RS, then whoever over-restored it so badly ought to be
shot.

If it isn't, then they ought to be shot, then rushed to hospital, so they
can be shot again once they've recovered.

 

*Waves*

 

Wasn't that "There's a sucker born every minute"?

 

That's a fucking heap. The red one was much better.

 

Same meat, different gravy.

 

So *that's* why I ended up doing the cooking at your BBQ!

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It's attributed to American circus operator P.T. Barnum, but it is doubtful
if he ever actually said it.



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Although it's reported that he did once say, "Beam me up Scotty".

 

Too complicated to explain, but a 15 then a 12 doesn't break the law.


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Fuqqit, Conor, you've been given more than enough hints. Adie is not a
"he". The lady deserves an abject apology, a sizeable and thoughtful bunch
of flowers and possibly a box of chocolates.

 

Are you a girl as well?

 

Aaarrr... You make a woman's post, melord!

 

Why did the motorcyclist fit a video camera to the front of his bike?

So that lorry drivers could laugh at his neck playing "snap"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wankers the lot of 'em.




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Have you seen my cooking? I always delegate BBQing. preferably to
someone who can cook.
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LOL. just cos I've probably more bollocks than he has.
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I suppose he is if you consider Hadrians wall as the line between
north and south. I prefer to use Watford Gap as my reference point.

 

When you consider that the energy probably comes from steam then
that's not such a bad thing.

 

Over the year I probably do, on occasions I have to work over 100
hours in a week but that's very rare and only if something's gone so
badly wrong that the customer stands to lose a few million quid if I
don't get things sorted.

 

I don't really see the point of Conor's argument here.

'I work more hours than all of you lot' - well, all it appears to have
got him is an ex-council house in some hell hole of a Northern town and
a rusty old Capri.

I thought truck driving was the bestest paid job in the world, ever....