Lorry joke #1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 19, 2007.

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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
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    Lady Nina Guest

    never mind that, have you had a baby yet? Well not you, her.
     
    Lady Nina, Jun 23, 2007
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    Monkey Guest

    "Rules that never existed #481"
     
    Monkey, Jun 23, 2007
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    raden Guest

    Now go and look up entropy - second law of thermodynamics

    Of course it is

    Just like the buying a new boiler is environmentally good

    .... as long as you ignore the manufacturing footprint etc.
     
    raden, Jun 23, 2007
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    Charlie Guest

    Posting name is Charlie, not Charlies. And, before you ask, no mastectomy
    either.
     
    Charlie, Jun 23, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    They have shit areas in MK just the same as any other town or city.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    I'm still none the wiser. Are you a Charles or a Charleen?
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    Are you having some sort of episode?
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    It was just after he said, "You dirty rat!", but before he said, "Silly
    billy".
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    I doubt it. Conor is full of bollocks.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    After he'd turned around to the reporter with a six shooter in his hand
    and said "I'll make you famous" to which the reporter replied "Yes
    please!".
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Hardly.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    It's a YB Turbo motor in it. It's a competition car.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Anywhere near East Yorks? Fancy doing a bit of fridge/curtain/tanker
    work?
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Maybe she needs surgery then.
    Why? Equal rights and all that.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Charlie is a girls name - commonly used as an abbreviation of
    Charlotte.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Thankyou. The fiver is on it's way.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    Hell no. That's more likely to be where Adie lives. Selby is about 50
    miles from me.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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    Conor Guest

    'kin ell. Don't think I'd like to entertain a 100 hour week.
     
    Conor, Jun 23, 2007
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