Lorry joke #1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 19, 2007.

  1. Well you've been lucky then. There used to be a chair up at the clap clinic
    with my name written on the back.



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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
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    cupra Guest

    Never seen him on urd or ut either until now.....
     
    cupra, Jun 23, 2007
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    Brimstone Guest

    It's probably ".", or some other tosser, under an assumed name.
     
    Brimstone, Jun 23, 2007
  4. Your loss - maybe you'll learn.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 23, 2007
  5. Nice arse.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    Even better tits.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    I think you'll find almost all cars are behind the Octavia.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    I think he means there are much better things to do than drive a lorry.
    Sitting at home on one's arse, for example.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    On a straight motorway at 56mph everything does.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    Vans and cars are very similar. Although cars are usually much better
    equipped and faster.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Silk Guest

    There's no evidence that they do anymore than some people choose to work
    in B&Q and Tesco when they take early retirement.
     
    Silk, Jun 23, 2007
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    Adrian Guest

    Silk () gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying
    :
    Indeed.
     
    Adrian, Jun 23, 2007
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    Steve Firth Guest

    Don't you mean huge arse? Dangly bits as well.
     
    Steve Firth, Jun 23, 2007
  14. "Grimly Curmudgeon" <> wrot

    e> Your loss - maybe you'll learn.


    I'm just not remotely interested in your opinion of my video. Sorry about
    that, old fruit!


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    Regards, Vince.

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    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007

  15. Yes but you have shared with us before your opinion that "foreign places are
    full of foreigners". So I'm not surprised that "not getting out much"
    appeals to you.

    Meanwhile, I've driven to Siberia, down to Istanbul, up into the Arctic
    Circle, I could carry on all day.

    But if "not having a life" is your thing, then feel free. Stay indoors
    sitting on your arse.


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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

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    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007

  16. Well, if either you or he had made some specific comment as to the area in
    which you feel the video to be deficient, I might have been able to address
    it as a specific. But "crap" and "wank" are too meaningless (and juvenile)
    for me to comment on.

    But thanks for visiting.



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    Regards, Vince.

    International Trucking -

    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)
     
    Knight Of The Road, Jun 23, 2007
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    cupra Guest

    <states the bleeding obvious>

    You missed 'stating' !
     
    cupra, Jun 23, 2007
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    TripleS Guest

    I think I prefer them a bit more firmly sprung.

    Best wishes all,
    Dave.
     
    TripleS, Jun 23, 2007
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    muddy cat Guest

    It's 4 minutes and 38 second too long.
     
    muddy cat, Jun 23, 2007

  20. You had the choice and you chose to visit. Just like you will with the other
    link I've added now, see below.

    TIA



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    Regards, Vince.

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    Magnificent Millau- a driver's eye view (NEW! 22nd June 2007)


    Barcelona Motor Show pull-out (NEW! 23rd June 2007)-
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