Lorry Joke #2

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 20, 2007.

  1. Zod the Slayer

    Zod the Slayer Guest

    How many lorry drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two - but you'll have to wait a few million years or so for them to
    breed before they evolve into something sufficiently intelligent.

    [ Strictly this isn't true, lorry drivers have no penises and therefore
    are incapable of breeding ]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Wankers the lot of 'em
     
    Zod the Slayer, Jun 20, 2007
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    Rich B Guest

    Four. One to change the lightbulb, one to stand two inches behind
    him, and two to move v e r y slowly past the first two, to
    prevent anyone else moving around the room.
     
    Rich B, Jun 20, 2007
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    Paul Carmichael Guest

    Uh?

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    Paul Carmichael, Jun 20, 2007
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    RT Guest

    How many lorry drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    It will never happen as most are gay so hopefully a dying breed.
     
    RT, Jun 20, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    <snip>

    Yes, yes, we know you don't like them. Now **** off and die. There's a
    good chap.
     
    Cab, Jun 20, 2007
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