Lorry joke #3

How do you tell the difference between a lorry driver and a fat moron
chugging an arthritic hippo down an otherwise useful road?

You don't - there's no difference.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wankers the lot of 'em

 

Humour is a sign of intelligence. You have neither.

 

You've never been funny, Conor.

HTH.

 

I take it you drive a car.

If car drivers are so intelligent, how come 3,000,000 + have been
caught by a bright yellow speed camera in a location clearly marked as
having active cameras in the area?

If car drivers are so intelligent, how come 100,000's of parking
tickets are issued in London every year to them?

 

Easy. The lorry driver is driving, the fat moron is shagging Zod's mum in
the bunk.

 

In

Posts the man with the Capri.

I, for one, have never been caught by a camera.

Because truckers tend to get a bit more leeway with the truck being a bit
awkward to get into one parking space. Limos do as well.

Honestly Conor, defending all truckers as if they never do wrong is utterly
pointless. It is funny watching you try though.

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"Darwinism"

 

Still a car and one without depreciation.

They don't.

Are you one of the 10,000's who've paid someone to sit their test?

 

And you're saying this as if that was a bad thing?

 

Far from it, the sooner it becomes law the better. There'd be fewer kids
killed on the roads for one thing.

 

Is that 'cos it can't go any lower than £0?

 

Only in that he'll have to pay someone to take it off his hands.

 

If you look at the newsgroup it's posted to, uk.r.motorcycles, yes it
would be.

 

You're confusing stupidity with low intelligence. Surely you would need
someone who's not to bright, but can do what they're asked and do it well
first time? A stupid person would try to skive and continually try to "beat
the system" despite being caught out.

 

Sadly there's plenty like them.

Such people fail to realise that the most effective skive (assuming the task
is job and finish) is to do it right first time and then put their feet up.

 

A point here is that a significant proportion of lorry drivers - not
just one - deliberately behave in the sorts of ways likely to kill
people. We're not just talking about one lorry driver.

 

It's interesting that your two connections are both mobile, nothing like
being able to run away