Lorry Joke #4

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Zod the Slayer, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. Zod the Slayer

    Zod the Slayer Guest

    Two lorry drivers were in the roadside cafe coating their arteries with
    hardened fatty deposits (hahaha). One says to the other "Ere - have you
    shit yourself?". "No" replies the other. "Are you sure? There's a
    terrible shitty smell about!". "Definitely not" replies the other, and
    he then yanks down his clothes to reveal a backside completely caked in
    dried shit.

    "So what the ****'s that then?!?" Says the first.

    "Oh - I thought you meant today."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Wankers the lot of 'em.
     
    Zod the Slayer, Jun 22, 2007
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