Today I fitted a motorcycle battery. It was unusual in that it was a\nbig battery, and the acid came in one big bottle with a snip-off top\nrather than the usual eight-pot auto-piercing doobry. I thought I'd\nbest read the instructions for once, as I was unfamiliar with the MO -\nso here is the unexpurgated text,as close in format as I can get to\nit, in its original Engrish - it starts quite well, but rises to a\nSir.Tony-like crescendo by the end:\n\n\n"The battery has pur through the charging procedure before leaving the\nfactory, but hasn't poured the battery liquid.Our company's strict\nquality management enables the battery to use longer that other normal\nbattery. The battery is of dry type,it can keep safely and can be used\nby pouring the battery liquid at all times.Pouring the battery liquid\nis prohibited before using the battery.\n\nDescription for assemble\n\n1.Before pouring the battery liquid\nRemove the plastic plug of the battery exhaustion hole and connectee\nby exhaust pipe.\n\n2.Pouring the battery liquid\nPour the battery liquid or the dipping acid liquid by dilution\ngradually(the average temperature is 20C,the specific weight is\n1.280)pour the battery liquid until the upper limit of water-level\nlabeled on the storage battery.The temperature of the battery liquid\nshould be lower than 30C before pouring the battery. The battery\nshouldn't be moved in 30 minutes after being poured.This time the\nwater level may be reduced automatically,please pour the battery\nliquid again until the upper limit of the water-level.\n\n3.Charging\nAfter the above procedure,the battery can be used.Therefore,if\nallowed,we suggest taht the customer should charge for 0.5 hours at a\ncurrent whose ampere is lower than 1/3 capacity of battery before\nusing the battery.\n\n\nIf the water-level reduced after charging,please pour the distilled\nwater until the upper limit labeled on the battery.If the whether\ntemperature is high,please charge gradually at alow current...\n\n\nAfter the charge,please fasten the cover of the battery.Please wash\nthe acid liquid which overflows by water and wipe away.\n4.Installing the battery\nThe battery should be installed firmly in the car,the positive and\nnegative pole with wrong connection is prohibited.After\ninstallation,please confirm the exhaust pipe is right without any\nextrusion and fold,other wise,the storage battery may explode\n\n5. Maintenance\nPlease check the water-level at least one time every month if the\nwater-level lower than the midline be found,pleasde pour the distilled\nwater until the upper limit of water-level labeled on the\nbattery.Pouring acid liquid is prohibited.Keep the abttery clean at\nall times,please paint oil to prevent corroding close to the battery\ntreminal.Please check again that the exhaust pipe is right without any\nextrusion and fold.\n\n6.Recharging\nThe vehicle with dim lighting and un-loud voice of loudspeaker or it\nisn't used for one month . recharging of battery is needed.The\nprocedure should be put through until the specific weight of battery\nliquid is 1.280.If it doesn't have measure of specific weight,please\ncharge until the battery gives off steam you see.\n\nTHE BATTERY IS WITH POISON IF THE ACID LIQUID IS INCLUDED IN IT,AND IT\nMAY CAUSE SERIOUS BURN\n\n*Keep not in touch with skin,eye and clother,please wash the acid\ncontainer to prevent accident.\n*Method of detoxify:\nOutside:to wash by clear fresh water.\nInside:take a plenty of clear fresh water of cattle\nbreast,well-distributed egg or vegetable oil.Please send to hospital\nat once.\n*Do not allow children to play it."