Low mileage bike, sir?

I thought you were the owner of an SV.

140 miles and a couple of years' depreciation seems like a bargain way
of buying a bike to me.

What did you think I meant?

 

I doubt your dealer reads this group.

 

I am. I'm not shopping for another one.

I had no idea what you meant, hence my asking.

 

Hence the "missed the boat" bit.

Ah, well there you go

 

Probably not but they do host a KTM forum that has quite a few
members.

 

Cool. I trust you'll post a link here when the shit hits the fan?

 

**** yeah.

I'm being quite cool about it at the moment because I'm stuck in the
barren wastelands trying to polish a turd that just doesn't want to
shine as brightly as it needs to but once I get south of Watford Gap
again I'm going to get on their case big time.

 

I'm not sure what you mean by polishing a turd exactly (as in the KTM or
something else) but I'll say "good man" anyway.

I like a bit of shit stirring, especially when I'm just an observer and
not involved in any other way.

 

<Goes out to garage to admire new bike>

So I have a cunts bike, DILLIGAF?