M1 - this eve (RANT)

On my usual Sunday evening journey from Notts to Herts, I came across an
unusual amount of fuckwittedry tonight.

Firstly, I happened across a bunch of spotty kids in SOCs with peices of
shite plastic stuck all over them and spaghetti hoops cans for exhausts.
According to a large sticker in the back window of one such shitey car
(K-reg honda civic i think), it was a "cruise". One of their favourite
activities was to get 3 abreast across all lanes at relatively low speed
(60-70), like they were about to race, then... nothing, they'd sit like
that for a while, then slowly speed up and resume their fucking idiotic
undertaking and making general nuisance. This behaviour fucked up the
general flow of traffic and mightily pissed of the driver immediately
behind the little ASBO twat (i.e. me). Can anyone explain to me exactly
what they were doing?

Secondly, people who drive with their high beams on down the M1. I mean,
for ****'s sake, WHY? Can you really not see what's directly in front
of you? Despite the 40,000 fucking streetlights illuminating the road?
Maybe you didn't notice you had your beam on - but how can you *not*
notice that? One glance down at the dashboard, there is a blue light
shining away there.... Managed to get behind one of these daft cunts
just before I came off the motorway and shone my high beams right in her
eyes until she started waving frantically at me to turn it off.... See?
See? Fucking irritating, isn't it?

</rant>

Anyway, now soothing my irritated nerves with glass of fine rouge...

 

B 650 says...

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For a minute I thought you were goin to have a rant about some **** on a
black SV650S filtering like a twat.

 

Heh, that would have just made me grin. As it was, I didn't see a
single bike for the whole journey