Mark and Lard

I don't listen to Radio 1 often [although Moyles makes me laugh] but these
two are the least funny pair of northern cunts I've ever heard. The Chuckle
Brothers are better.

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yeah ive no idea what those gits are on about most of the time, maybe thats
cause im Scottish though

 

And some sarcy twat will be along to say that they've no idea what you're on
about because you didn't quote the post you replied to.

Go here http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmnetiquette.html and get a clue.

 

I'd have thought the subject line would suffice for context in this
instance, you overly pedantic ****.

 

You southern cunts wouldn't know humour if it jumped up and slapped you
in the face.

And someone from Essex isn't really in a position to comment..... a
quick google on 'essex comedian' brings up a whole page of Lee Evans
references.

 

And not Theresa Gorman. The world's gone mad.

 

Any **** can be rude...

You've obviously not spent any time in front of a Cannon and Ball, or Little
and Large Xmas 'Special' then, have you.

For the 0 to 5 mental age group, maybe.

 

Well, the FAQ says:

"...you must also remember that posting a reply without quoting any of the
message to which you're replying is a heinous crime."

So it really depends if you class the subject line as part of the message.

And I don't, you stroppy twat.

 

Well said, that man! Cane, you're a poncy southern poof. Of course you
don't get Mark and Lard. But the best bit is, they don't give a shit
)

 

They make me laugh, as does Moyles.

You've just got no sense of humour.

 

**** off.

Is that what it takes to laugh at this pair of Butlins efforts?

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It shows.

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I'm reminded of what Kenneth Williams wrote in his infamour diary of
local radio:

"The half-baked talking to the half-educated"

Jonathan Woss is the only "funny" DJ I can really listen to. Though
Mark Lamarr has been a pretty good stand in for him.

 

....yo mumma's so fat...

No, but that's two prime examples of far worse 'comics', hailing from the
north.

'Ooh, ten pence short...'