Marko-bollocks

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2009.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    I've just had en email from an outfit offering (as far as I can tell)
    on-line disk space. The opening line:

    "Put an end to the heterogeneity of your data protection measures!"

    I'd love to meet the arsehole that penned that. Just so I could punch
    him (and I'll bet is was a man).

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2009
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    boxerboy Guest

    Probably had to get an MBA to be allowed to put bollocks like that out
    in to the community.

    Boxerboy
     
    boxerboy, Aug 25, 2009
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    Timo on tour Guest

    You're management, right?
     
    Timo on tour, Aug 25, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    *You* wouldn't understand...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    Quite. If it said "data protection strategy" I could understand the ire.
     
    ogden, Aug 25, 2009
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    darsy Guest

    me neither.

    Probably Wun just doesn't know what heterogeneity means.
     
    darsy, Aug 25, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy
    Heh.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, R C Nesbit
    Wow, you can work Wikipedia. Well done.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2009
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wicked Uncle
    Actually, having now looked at the article, I'd like to add "badly" to
    the first sentence.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 25, 2009
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    I'd have preferred:
    'Put an end to poorly coordinated, disparate data protection measures.'

    Less words, no dictionary required, says more (IMO)
    and no excla-fucking-mation mark.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Aug 25, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Probably because the majority of the population would need to grab a
    dictionary to know what he was talking about. Or bang it in google.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Aug 25, 2009
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    wessie Guest

    Italian condom
     
    wessie, Aug 25, 2009
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    It means all of your personal information can be given to all and
    sundry. Just ask the dvla.
     
    Simon Wilson, Aug 25, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    And the NHS.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Aug 26, 2009
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