Menu Suggestion

Cliched it may be but good old fashioned sex, drugs and rock 'n roll still
does it for me.

 

Amazon sent me a £15 off 1st order for Ocado voucher with a recent order.
Ocado don't deliver here, fuckers. Waitrose do though, it seems but I don't
like their prices.

I don't do big shops any more: just stick in an order to be delivered once
a month or so. I usually do a sub £10 top-up shop for fresh fruit, veg &
snacking crap once a week, usually my local Tesco Metro.

 

"Interesting things to do"? That's an odd way of putting it. That
said, interesting or enjoyable I wouldn't have the same top five.
Maybe films.

 

AOL. Have a gammon joint defrosting atm for tomorrow.

 

Interesting. I'd have said that people's appetites for food and sex
are generally pretty similar - the former being a good indicator, IME,
of the likelihood of the latter.

 

I usually only eat once a day. I can't say I find it particularly
interesting either most of the time.

 

I don't suppose this will be the first time someone has noticed you have
the character of a lizard...

 

<g> That's not the same argument at all. You're simply reinforcing
your view that you regard the two as different, rather than similar.

 

But walking around Waitrose is rather pleasant

 

If only you would improve your politics you'd be fairly decent chap ;o)

 

The only supermarket chain where the best totty sits on the checkouts.

 

IME that's absolutely not the case. I'd see no relationship one way or
the other between the two things.

 

If it were true, Cyril Smith must have been getting his oats five times
a day.....

 

You should try the one in Wroughton. One bit of 'totty'[1] never says a
word. Ever. And the other has enough facial hair growing out of various
moles to make a wig.

[1] For utterly minging values of totty.

 

Is that outside the Home Counties?

 

Yes, but only just. They have got the right number of fingers, & in the
right place, so it's not /that/ far out.

 

Well he might well have wished he was.

 

He probably was if it counted his misbehaviour in the children's
homes.

 

Funny you should say that. The lady at the checkout who served me last
night was delicious.

I'm guessing they must raid the University for part time staff.

 

the Tesco in Cardiff sandwiched between the student nurses accommodation at
the hospital and the main University halls is similarly equipped with late
teens/early 20s totty. You'd like it: there are a lot of SE Asian students,
the business school in particular being very popular with them.