Merci monsieur TOG

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Spete, May 4, 2008.

  1. Spete

    Cab Guest

    Do what? You pillock.
     
    Cab, May 5, 2008
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    YTC#1 Guest

    And you managed it without pretending to be an 18 year old..... girl
     
    YTC#1, May 5, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    I'd Nige it as soon as you can SD. Quick.

    Get the 1800 Wing asp.
     
    Cab, May 5, 2008
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    SteveH Guest

    'Dear DVLA,

    Some inconsiderate fuckwit has parked vehicle XXXX YYY in my residents
    parking space.

    Please provide the details of the registered keeper so I may contact
    them to have it removed.

    I enclose a cheque for the appropriate fee.

    Regards,

    Angry of Tunbridge Wells'
     
    SteveH, May 5, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    How would the bike be linked to you?
    That was bank details. And, despite the spin given on the story by
    the papers, he demonstrated that it was in fact safe to give out those
    details.
    --
    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, May 5, 2008
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    muddy cat Guest

    Odd, I've done the same thing.
     
    muddy cat, May 5, 2008
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    muddy cat Guest

    Ivan will be so jealous.
     
    muddy cat, May 5, 2008
  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, muddy cat
    He won't be that jealous. I forgot to weigh it.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 5, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    how many months will the green wood bonfire burn for this year, then?
     
    wessie, May 5, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    I think it's time I went in to get the grey hairs trimmed. Someone said I
    looked 35 this weekend, FFS.
     
    wessie, May 5, 2008
  11. Spete

    wessie Guest

    What did he say?
     
    wessie, May 5, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    Summat about a cheese pastie and whippets.
     
    Cab, May 5, 2008
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    frag Guest

    Look at the pics, look in Google for a post of mine with a sig which
    lists the bikes, eliminates it down to two, get addresses, bingo.

    The addresses are apparently easy to get, and I know people here who
    have dug out names and addresses that they technically shouldn't have
    been able to (not from reg nos IIRC but the principals the same -
    getting access to databases we're not supposed to be able to access) so
    I have no reason to think the DVLA is staffed by intelligent people.
    IIRC he did have ?300 taken out of his account by direct debit though
    didn't he? The fact the bank would have refunded it via the DD
    guarantee only means that the accounts nicely topped off again for the
    crim to do it again. They don't care if you've got insurance (or a DD
    guarantee).
     
    frag, May 6, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    I could have done with one of those when I was tendering for contracts
    to supply Vauxhall and others with factory fit leather trim. We could
    have brought our production costs down enough to be very profitable,
    instead of cutting each hide on a press, which was time consuming.

    --
    Lozzo
    Suzuki SV650S K5
    Honda CBR600 FW trackbike
    Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka
    Suzuki GSXR750 L
    Suzuki TS50X
    Suzuki TS50X
     
    Lozzo, May 6, 2008
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    muddy cat Guest

    Dunno mate, but we've got a few wildfires going pretty good right now.
     
    muddy cat, May 6, 2008
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    geoff Guest

    I thought he was trying to create mini black holes now

    BTW boson is Sundanese for bored
    with that knowledge, your life is now complete
     
    geoff, May 6, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    Which is 33. Would you like her in uniform or civvies?

    --
    Lozzo
    Suzuki SV650S K5
    Honda CBR600 FW trackbike
    Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka
    Suzuki GSXR750 L
    Suzuki TS50X
    Suzuki TS50X
     
    Lozzo, May 6, 2008
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Fortunately the only damage seems to be a couple of scratches on the
    pannier and one valve cover.

    Note to self: If you think the main stand may not have locked on
    properly, chances are that's because it hasn't...
     
    Timo Geusch, May 6, 2008
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    Higgins Guest

    If you're taking requests, I'd like a different font on mine.
     
    Higgins, May 6, 2008
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    Higgins Guest

    Do you really think an old ZX9R(IIRC) is worth that sort of effort?
     
    Higgins, May 6, 2008
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