Merci monsieur TOG

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Spete, May 4, 2008.

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    darsy Guest

    /a/ clique? Certainly.

    /The/ Clique? You'd have to ask Des.
     
    darsy, May 6, 2008
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    Lady Nina Guest

    #must be love, love, love.
    I can only dream of 130 but I took the same approach to 110.
     
    Lady Nina, May 6, 2008
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    CT Guest

    Oh. OK.
     
    CT, May 6, 2008
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    Tim Guest

    I mis-read that as "possum". Clearly multi-tasking is not for me.
     
    Tim, May 6, 2008
  5. It was - and after some pretty close inspection I think she was either
    commando or had one of those dental floss thongs on.

    The conversation went :

    Her : "Do you want a massage sir ?"

    Me : "Hell yeah - what sort of massage ?"

    Her : "Neck, head and shoulder massage sir - you pay what you feel its
    worth"

    Me : "Can we go somewhere for something more intimate"

    Her : <FX - Exit stage left>

    Me : <FX - Shrug + look of dissapointment>
     
    Brownz @ Work, May 6, 2008
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    Boots Guest

    Boots, May 6, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    I refer Sir to those girls having failed the previous business model of room
    rental in the Red Light District.
     
    Hog, May 6, 2008
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    Tim Guest

    In message
    He's a Morris dancer.
     
    Tim, May 6, 2008
  9. <ai ai ai ai ai aia ai>
    Danse Macarley.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 6, 2008
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    M J Carley Guest

    You put the paraffin in, pump the paraffin out,
    Put in some unleaded and shake it all about ...
     
    M J Carley, May 6, 2008
  11. You fix the Nina's chain and you lube it in and out,
    That's what it's all about. Oi!
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 6, 2008
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    M J Carley Guest

    Oh, choky smoky moto! Oh, choky smoky moto!
     
    M J Carley, May 6, 2008
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    CT Guest

    Oh, choky smoky moto!
    Sees bend, knee out, ra ra ra!
     
    CT, May 6, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    Post corrected

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    Lozzo
    Suzuki SV650S K5
    Honda CBR600 FW trackbike
    Yamaha SR250 Spazz-Trakka
    Suzuki GSXR750 L
    Suzuki TS50X
    Suzuki TS50X
     
    Lozzo, May 6, 2008
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    CT Guest

    That's better, yes.
     
    CT, May 6, 2008
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    frag Guest

    Higgins scribbled:
    No, but the registered keepers address doesn't locate the bike when I'm
    on holiday does it? Think.
     
    frag, May 6, 2008
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    frag Guest

    BGN scribbled:
    Crafty those N95 cameras, front, back and nosides.
     
    frag, May 6, 2008
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    ginge Guest

    So you think that somebody is going to decide to burgle you because
    there's a photo of your bike on the internet, rather than thinking
    "Oooh there's a house with nobody in.. I think that's the one I'll
    burgle today"

    If that's the case, are you familiar with the word paranoia?
     
    ginge, May 6, 2008
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    boots Guest

    Exactly, don't bother. I've no idea if my number plate is visible in
    any of the pictures and I don't actually care. If Frag is that
    concerned he'll cover the number plate next time.
     
    boots, May 6, 2008
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    SD Guest

    The Wing got up to 102!
     
    SD, May 6, 2008
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