Message to driver of Blue Transit in Folkestone this morning

Get your brake lights fixed, luvvie.

Although I've never actually wished to do a stoppie I unintentionally
did a mini-one behind you today in the road works around my office in
Middelburg Square this morning.

I must confess that I could have been being more observant but your
assistance would be greatly appreciated by other road users and me if
you just fix your fucking brake lights so they illuminate when you use
the stop pedal.

Regards,

 

BGN wrote

Says it all really.

 

He should hook up with the dizzy **** I followed the other day who's
brake lights were permanently lit - including the high level one. When
I pulled alongside at the lights and alerted her to the problem, she
looked at me like I'd just shit in her handbag...

In retrospect, actually referring to her as "you dizzy ****" was
probably never going to win her over...

 

It's an inherant desire to go up someones backside that causes that
problem. ;-)

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

I don't suppose you drew his attention to the fact they weren't working
to avoid someone else doing the same and maybe worse?

 

At the time my main concern was to avoid planting myself in the back
of said Transit.

 

Um, this is 'uk.rec.motorcycles' NOT 'uk.rec.TRANSIT FUCKING VANS'!

 

It's good that I was riding a motorcycle at the time.

 

You missed the bleedin' obvious point mate innit? What makes you think Mr
Van-Driver reads UKRM?

 

All blue transit drivers in Folkestone do, idiot.

 

Why are there transit drivers in Folkstone who are blue? Exhaust system
problems or summik?

Idiot?

Poof.

 

Oh, really?

 

"wessie"

Er, no. I said it in the syle of someone who knows that "Wessie" is a thick
poof and wonders what the **** he is talking about.

 

Isn't it a school day?

 

wessie tossed off:

That happened to me in Slough many years ago. I was really rather
grateful, and drove straight to the nearest garage to replace the bulb.

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