Mexico DF

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  1. sweller

    sweller Guest

    Vast, mad city.

    Food is unspeakably vile - bland with a streak of nasty.
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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  2. sweller

    sweller Guest

    I wasn't in Yucatan and the 'real' Mexican food (street vendors, cantinas
    etc) was fucking, fucking shit. The smell of the rancid oil absolutely
    everything's cooked in was enough to make me gag.

    It's a massively sad day for me when the only non-shit food supplier is a
    steakhouse.

    Enchiladas con Mole: "I've shat more appetising meals".
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I had a 150 mile taxi trip when I was over there and part of the deal
    was that the drivers stopped and sorted out lunch for me. I had a
    bottle of beer and a couple of smokes while they scoffed the vilest
    looking crap I've ever seen.
    I found myself really wanting to enjoy Mexico but apart from the big
    hotels I thought it was pretty ropey. I'd probably go there for a
    holiday but I'd stick to one of the tourist resorts and loaf on the
    beach all day.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 15, 2010
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  4. sweller

    Tim Guest

    Very much so.
    You must be eating in some odd places then. When I was working out there
    we found quite a range of things to eat.
     
    Tim, Aug 15, 2010
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  5. sweller

    sweller Guest

    I'm guessing the range didn't include anything 'real' Mexican.
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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  6. sweller

    sweller Guest

    ....and they are just as fucking awful. Trust me.
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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  7. Would I be wrong to conclude that you just don't like Mexican food?

    I have been watching a series (on Food Network) called "Diners, Drive
    Ins and Dives" which is all about decent but off the beaten track
    American diners etc etc (as per the title). Apart from the enormous
    portions, that even a lump like me could not contemplate eating [1], the
    food looks pretty good. A decent proportion of it is Mexican (no shock
    there) but it's certainly made me wonder what good Mexican nosh is like
    and where to find it in London. Any recommendations - including what
    not to touch (no doubt from Sweller) - from anyone?


    [1] no wonder there is something of an obesity problem in the States! I
    can't begin to contemplate how people eat such huge quantities.
     
    Paul Corfield, Aug 15, 2010
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  8. sweller

    wessie Guest

    There was a decent Mexican restaurant just around the corner from where
    I lived in Cardiff. http://www.lashavanas.co.uk/food.php still trading
    it seems. A good place to go with veggies as they had plenty of variety.
    I've no idea how authentic it is: most of the food seemed to be spicy
    versions of familiar foods, like steaks & burgers. There again, I
    imagine it would be difficult to tie down what is Mexican food as they
    have had influences from so many cultures.

    yell.com says there are 7 Mexican restaurants in N.London - look them up
    on Tripadvisor or that website darsy uses which tells you how many
    cockroaches are found in the kitchen.
    and just in case the portions are lacking in calories, lots of it is
    laced with fructose syrup and tastes awfully sweet.
     
    wessie, Aug 15, 2010
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    Tim Guest

    Like strange grey, green or orange coloured things that looked like
    small naan and were made of maize flour? We ate at a load of places off
    the main roads as we had a Spanish speaker on the team and some evenings
    one or two of the locals would turn out.
     
    Tim, Aug 15, 2010
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  10. sweller

    Cab Guest

    I suppose it depends upon how choosy you are. I've eaten some strange dishes
    over the course of my life in areas well off the beaten track. Mexico included.
    It may not be what you're used too, but it's different.

    As long as you don't get the shits, then it's not that bad.
     
    Cab, Aug 15, 2010
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  11. sweller

    sweller Guest

    Whereas, everything I tried was as bland as a magnolia Barratt home.

    ....but also tasted of shit. Bland poo, from a nicely brought up home in
    Pooshire.
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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  12. sweller

    sweller Guest

    Our guess was it must be a regional thing and Mexico City specialised in
    the bland shit.

    It could explain why everyone wants to leave the place.
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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  13. sweller

    sweller Guest

    I'll try anything [1] - I'm not one of those people who has to eat
    familiar things. However, the Mexican food available in Mexico DF was a
    shock.

    Imagine if everything, absolutely everything, tasted of beige but smelt
    as if it has been excavated from bag lady's pants.

    I was the only one who didn't but I have a fairly hardy constitution when
    it comes to food poisoning - I went to an English boarding school and
    spent a lot of time eating in various Stalinist countries.


    [1] ..except, of course, Morris Dancing and incest.
     
    sweller, Aug 15, 2010
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    Thomas Guest

    Mexican food is characterized by tomatoes and chile, lime and chile,
    or sour orange, garlic and achiote (in the Yucatan.) The complementary
    carbohydrates are beans and rice, It's actually far more homogeneous
    than most places. The outside influences are mainly Spanish, French
    and American. You won't find many pizza places, or Chinese or Thai
    restaurants. When Americans think of Mexican food, they think mostly
    of appetizers - tacos, burritos, tostadas, tamales, and enchiladas,
    but there are many unique Mexican dishes though, that can be
    delicious. Huachinango Vera Cruz (snapper in a tomato sauce,) al mojo
    de ajo (garlic style,) gazpacho (cold soup,) the list goes on.

    It's absurd to say an entire nation's cuisine is horrible, but I tend
    to agree that Mexican restaurants leave a lot to be desired. I'm not
    fond of most Spanish restaurants, either. I know of only 3 or 4 good
    places in Tijuana (a city of more than a million people,) and it
    shouldn't be that hard to find good food.
    Practice.
     
    Thomas, Aug 15, 2010
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  15. des in all probability sticking around for another two months
    Same in France, same in France....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 15, 2010
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  16. des in all probability sticking around for another two months
    *Yes*

    Whatever the farmers and the nice supermarkets say, it goes on.
    Illegally, maybe, but it goes on everywhere.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 15, 2010
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  17. des in all probability sticking around for another two months
    Contrary to what you might think, it wasn't interpreted as such.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 15, 2010
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  18. sweller

    Cab Guest

    I refuse to eat cheval. I keep on thinking about Champion the Wonder Horse.
     
    Cab, Aug 15, 2010
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  19. sweller

    wessie Guest


    bzzt

    their shortbread is my favourite bikkie.
     
    wessie, Aug 15, 2010
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  20. sweller

    SIRPip Guest

    Hung like a Falabella and smells a bit pony. Yeah, that's the one.
     
    SIRPip, Aug 15, 2010
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