Missed me???

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by JP, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. JP

    JP Guest

    What have I missed then??

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    ST1100 Pan European (in even more incredible tacky colourscheme!)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #1
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  2. JP wrote

    Welcome back. You have been gone so long we have stopped talking about
    you.

    I got laid.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 18, 2006
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  3. JP

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Nothing. What did you think would have happened?

    Btw, sell the 9R, they're the latest fashion accessory for the girlies
    around here.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 18, 2006
    #3
  4. JP

    wessie Guest

    JP emerged from their own little world to say
    So, you're not that lushhead **** then?
     
    wessie, Jan 18, 2006
    #4
  5. JP

    JP Guest

    I could be - but only at weekends :)

    --
    ST1100 Pan European (in even more incredible tacky colourscheme!)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #5
  6. JP

    JP Guest

    I should have guessed!
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!!! Damn - I need an update then. Might have to sell
    the others too soon.

    --
    ST1100 Pan European (in even more incredible tacky colourscheme!)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #6
  7. JP

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Sir should steer clear of those common as muck GSXR thous and Sir
    should purchase himself a nice shiny ZX10R such as the more discerning
    posters (1) around here have done.

    (1) Not quite true but I decided it was a good idea and after Champ
    had scared himself then laughed like **** shortly afterwards he
    followed suit.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 18, 2006
    #7
  8. JP

    Lozzo Guest

    JP said...
    Were you at the motorcycle trade Expo too?
     
    Lozzo, Jan 18, 2006
    #8
  9. JP

    Lozzo Guest

    CT said...
    Sorry to disappoint you, but he's right.
     
    Lozzo, Jan 18, 2006
    #9
  10. JP

    Lozzo Guest

    JP said...
    I thought you were Maureen at weekends
     
    Lozzo, Jan 18, 2006
    #10
  11. JP

    SP Guest

    You haven't gone and got a lass who wants you to sell the bikes, have
    you? <gobsmacked>

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    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Jan 18, 2006
    #11
  12. JP

    JP Guest

    Bloody hell - thought I was told nothing had happened!!!

    --
    STX1300 Pan European (grounded 'cause Honda cant sort out the high-speed weave)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #12
  13. JP

    JP Guest

    Nope - got a lass who loves bikes (and wants to learn to ride!) - this
    might be expensive!


    --
    STX1300 Pan European (grounded 'cause Honda cant sort out the high-speed weave)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #13
  14. JP

    JP Guest

    I wouldnt like to comment :)

    --
    STX1300 Pan European (grounded 'cause Honda cant sort out the high-speed weave)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #14
  15. JP

    JP Guest

    Hoh yes he did!!

    --
    STX1300 Pan European (grounded 'cause Honda cant sort out the high-speed weave)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #15
  16. JP

    JP Guest


    Exactly - Maureen the lushhead c*nt!!

    --
    STX1300 Pan European (grounded 'cause Honda cant sort out the high-speed weave)
    ZX9R E1 - It's big, green and clean!
    XTZ750 Super Tenere - the flying banana!
    TDM850
    Honda Dominator
    NATC#1 MHP#1 MMJ#1 BotToS#1
     
    JP, Jan 18, 2006
    #16
  17. JP wrote
    Yeah it was nice and all that but to tell the truth I had forgotten how
    much like a Chinese dinner it is.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 18, 2006
    #17

  18. Sticky and not very satisfying? I think you need to try again mate -
    maybe something a bit more modern technique wise.

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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jan 19, 2006
    #18
  19. DoetNietComputeren wrote
    How did you find out what she said?
     
    steve auvache, Jan 19, 2006
    #19
  20. JP

    wessie Guest

    DoetNietComputeren emerged from their own little world to say
    "doesn't last very long and in a couple of hours you are ready for some
    more".
     
    wessie, Jan 19, 2006
    #20
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