MMMMMMmmmmmm, Bowmore single malt and man flu

Introduce them to mango chutney with a bit of the onion salad that
normally comes with them. Mmmm.

 

Your English, in Latheron they take the likes of you down to a sea cave, for
eating.

 

My youngest is 23 so a bit late.

 

I would imagine that would be more to do with his nationality than his
grammar.

 

**** - I hope that never comes to pass...

 

Whereas here the apostrophe police merely supply you with spares and a
clue stick to the back of the head.

Have these 'e.

And this

<thwack>

 

What the apostrophe police give, they can also take away.

 

Usenet is no place for grammar nazis. Especially in these days of mobile
qwerty devices. And on days of lying in bed with manflu.

Spelling and grammar are reserved for paying customers.

<quack>

 

Feck orf Usually I like a little water only but fancied ice due to
the sore throat, if you really want to ruin whisky use lemonade, yuck!

 

I only had a bottle of single malt in the house last night. I therefor
embellished it with honey, lime juice and hot water. Oh the shame.
In my defence the two toddys measured a quarter bottle and I slept like a
log.

 

That isn't even close to a similar thing. See my reply to Ace.

 

Which really only reworded your prejudices - you still seem unwilling
to accept that someone drinking your preferred tipple in a way you
don't like is not somehow "wrong".

 

I should have said pretentious bollocks if I wanted to get it right.

And?

 

Have this: : for free yourself.

Oh, and GWS, now I know who you are.