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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Steve Parry, Oct 5, 2004.

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    Steve Parry Guest

    Steve Parry, Oct 5, 2004
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    I assume there is an option for "What do you think I am , a fucking mind
    reader"? :0)
    --
    Alex

    "I laugh in the face of danger"
    "Then I hide until it goes away"

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    Dr Zoidberg, Oct 5, 2004
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    flash@work Guest

    and went to turn the wipers on and pressed the wrong switch.
     
    flash@work, Oct 5, 2004
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    <fx: checks for swiss army knife>

    --
    Alex

    "I laugh in the face of danger"
    "Then I hide until it goes away"

    www.drzoidberg.co.uk
    www.sffh.co.uk
    www.upce.org.uk
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Oct 5, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    What would happen in a real emergency? You need to get your shit together
    on this one. I suggest a practice run. There shouldn't be too much blood
    anyway, unless you inadvertently hack through the carotid.

    As you're sitting on his chest and slicing into his windpipe, reassure him
    with the words "Don't worry, it's only a tracheotomy drill."
     
    platypus, Oct 5, 2004
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    steve auvache Guest

    Andrewr At Work wrote
    Don't look then.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 5, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    That would be the "attempted", surely. "Attempted" shows a lack of
    application and determination to do the job properly and to see the
    project through to completion. "Cruelly murdered in a savage fashion"
    would look much better on your CV and would definitely appeal to most
    HR managers.
     
    Pip, Oct 5, 2004
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    platypus Guest

    Get the blade in the right position, shut your eyes and punch down. Piece
    of piss.
    "My actions were misinterpreted. I'm an experienced field tracheotomist,
    and I was rendering emergency first aid at a critical gluttony incident.
    Allow me to demonstrate..." <whips out chib>
     
    platypus, Oct 5, 2004
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    Pip Guest

    Pip, Oct 5, 2004
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    Rowdy, Oct 5, 2004
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